User:Jocke Pirat/Federal Reserve

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“The biggest fraud since sliced bread!!!”


Uncyclopedia Federal Reserve
Premier Uncyclopedia Loans, Bank Accounts, and Banking Standards
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Jocke Pirat | Gert5 | High Gen. Grue

LIVE! CURRENCY EXCHANGE RATE BOARD

All currencies have a live, calculated, universal exchange rate which is based on users and the money inside the system.

Currency Bank Total Reserve Fractional Reserve UER
YNX Bank of Yoinxx 17500 157500 Expression error: Unrecognized punctuation character "[".
VAL National Bank of Oceania User:Jocke Pirat/Unsoc Expression error: Unrecognized punctuation character "[". Expression error: Unrecognized punctuation character "[".
CRED Grue Army Treasury 18600 167400 Expression error: Unrecognized punctuation character "[".
FRN Federal Reserve Expression error: Unrecognized punctuation character "[". Expression error: Unrecognized punctuation character "[". 1


Request a Loan

Do you need a loan to purchase something? Simply drop the bankers a line on the talk page. We'll get to you as soon as possible.

The Fed Says Interest Rates Are At:

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An all time low, so this is the best time to loan money



Request a Bank Account

Do you need a bank account that's flexible enough to be changed into any Uncyclopedia currency, and gain interest? Sign up for a bank account at the Federal Reserve, and experience the power of being inside the system!

Account type Description Interest rate per month Courtesy Deposit
Savings Accounts They gain slow, but everyone can get them. Expression error: Unrecognized punctuation character "[".% 100 FRN
Advanced Savings For editors with a credit rating of 100 or better Expression error: Unrecognized punctuation character "[".% 100 FRN
CD For editors with a credit rating of 300 or better Expression error: Unrecognized punctuation character "[".% 500 FRN
Mutual Fund For editors with a credit rating of 500 or better Expression error: Unrecognized punctuation character "[".% 1000 FRN

Don't know your credit rating? Go to the banking standards box to find your credit rating!


Uncyclopedia Federal Reserve Notes

Federal Reserve note designs have not been made. Please be patient.


Banking Standards

Credit Rating

To determine your credit rating, simply convert all your funds into FRN, and divide it into the lending rate. Subtract 50 points for every 100 FRN you have on loan. This will be your credit rating.

Fractional Reserve Ratio

This determines how much we can loan out before going bust. It is currently at 9 debted notes to 1 real note, but can increase as demand requires.

International Bankers Pen

We sockpuppet this page and its finances. All owners of all Uncyclopedia banks can join the bankers pen.