User:JomTung

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Jom Tung is a silly name that sounds almost Chinese without the crazy chicken scratch. The reason for this has been lost due to strange accidents, superfluous ramblings, eccentric game show hosts, holographic pornography, Mesolithic time period, and gross incompetence. In short, someone made this name up by using a neat trick of exchanging the first letters of the first and last name(whoa clever!). If you feel the need to look up the name on Google.com please do so and find nothing but a bunch of gibberish and hopefully a link back here for better explanation.

1+ This user has over 1 edit. Duh!
Wikipedia-logo.png This user doesn't trust Wikipedia as far as he can throw it... but nonetheless uses it on a daily basis.
en-X This user only speaks English enough to seduce native English speakers.
TableImage.svg.png This user tried, really, really hard, to memorise the elements' names and symbols but can only remember that H is for hydrogen
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This userbox is for people who know, if you wonder what they know, then you probably don't know.

sp-X This user only speaks Spanglish enough to seduce native Spanglish speakers.
[[Random Humour rh-P]] This f****r speaks Random Humour heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
FireV2.png This user rejects the theory of global warming or at least thinks it's someone else's problem.
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Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Sarcasm whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
Psi2.svg.png This user studies psychology as it is really easy and sounds good at dinner parties.
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ac-A]] Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek those African clicky noises whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
ah-G This user does not speak Asshat and furthermore believes Asshat to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Asshat.
Fibonacci.jpg WARNING: Keep away from this user as they love the Fibonacci Sequence and anything to do with it.
Pi3.14.jpg This user loves pi
? Do not underestimate the power of It. Underestimation of the power of It will kill you from the sheer power of It.
bs-N This user is a native speaker of Bullsh!t.
us-N This user is a native speaker of American English.
US flag.png This user is American
...and unabashedly proud of it!
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usb This user likes to use userboxes.

Usb! No, really!


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Which is probably just a figment of your imagination anyway
Why don't you go somewhere else and stop worrying about it! Ya paranoid.
OBN.png This user is invisible, <insert name here> sees You but you don't see him/her. Tee hee!!

Crystal Clear app kcmdf.png This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
nth WARNING: Keep away from this user as they love working out nth terms.


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cpp-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Cplusplus.
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Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Visual Basic whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
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