User:Jordanus

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Hello, fellow Uncyclopedians! I don't have a lot of time to do a fancy user page with pictures and stuff, so I'll be brief.

JORDANUS'S STATS:

  • Humor level: average
  • English standards: high
  • Writing style: mock serious/satirical, wordy
  • Uncyclo. usage: casual
  • Inspirations: The Onion, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

I'm from Alabama (no, I'm not a redneck). I left Wikipedia and came here after I became disillusioned by the fact that there is almost nothing important left to add. We are still casual friends, though.

I do my share of work here in Uncyclopedia. Mostly I just play around with rewrites and stubs, but occasionally I'll have the time and the inspiration to compose a complete article. A partial resume:

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US flag.png This user is American
...and unabashedly proud of it!
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Msyclopaintia.jpg This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.
Firefox Logo.png This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

Blackknight.jpg This User has never been punished on Un-Bestiary. Learn from their actions and act like them.

... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.

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Wow, this section is old. I made most all of these in the bad old days of MS Paint, before becoming proficient with Photoshop and Paint.NET. I'll leave it up, though, for posterity.