User:JoshHJ

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[edit] Short Biography

JoshHJ is related to a certified gangster by the name of Al Capone. JoshHJ was born in the spring of 92 while 50 Cent and Al Capone were in a shootout. 50 Cent was shot 9 times and he came out of the wounds. Josh then injected Al Capone with Syphilis. He will bust a cap if he must. He likes to body build, bust caps, go on the computer, bust caps, and hang out with his dawgs. JoshHJ is currently a student in high school and speaks some German. He's a true gangster.

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  • Die Hard
  • Saw
  • Get Rich or Die Tryin'
  • Scarface
  • Lucky Number Sle7in
  • Crank

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