User:Jtgg

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“What is a %@#&ing n00b”

~ n00b on Jtgg's Public Serving Anouncement

“You”

~ Jtgg on the dumber than usual n00b

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Wikipedia doesn't have a proper article about Jtgg. It really wouldn't help those so-called experts by writing one either.
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LeprechaunMoon.png This user is secretly training to be a Leprechaun, and believes themselves to be Irish.


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usb This user likes to use userboxes.


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Usb! No, really!


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Firefox Logo.png This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.


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Domokunyellownbackground.jpg This user is a grue and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?


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Earth Western Hemisphere.jpg This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment.

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This user is a unreliable poopy communist that likes to nuke while living enormous furrys bake his castle.

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Assassin.JPG This user is an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear this user.


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Hiding kitty.jpg This user is a member of the Anti Kitten Huffing Movement.

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IP This user's IP is 127.0.0.1.


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1337 This user is elite.

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http://skincareresourcecenter.com/images/MagicWand.jpg This user wishes they were an admin. Please grant them their wish.

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Paladin.gif This user is a paladin. Hide your demons and undead.

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Call 1-800-666-6666.

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For those obsessed with the so-called experts, Jtgg also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.

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IP This user's IP is 127.0.0.1.


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Nuvola apps important.png This user hates you and everyone you care about.

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Nuvola apps important orange.svg This user should not be trusted.

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Mwahahaha! I have now tapped into your computer & infected it! Sucker! Prepare to be Banned from the internet!
And you, <insert name here>, are now under my control! Mwahahaha! Oh, wait, I already said that. I stink at this.


“Actually, I'm better than you AND Jtgg!”

~ Bill Gates on demoting Oscar Wilde

“Did I mention I hacked into your computer & stole all your money?”

~ Jtgg on proving that Bill Gates is not better than him

“D'oh!”

~ Bill Gates on learning that he is bankrupt

“Hey, that's my line!”

~ Homer Simpson on believing he owns the word "D'oh!"

“Luke; 127.0.0.1 is your father!”

~ Darth Vader on making babies"

this has been a public service announcement