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Bomb.png Somebody set up us the bomb.
For great justice take off every 'zig'.

This page is a piece of crap. The author(s) acknowledge this.

You may have been looking for Ash Ketchum, and went here instead!

“Whats this? A page I havent quoted on? Well, I cant have that. There it has been quoted.”

~ Oscar Wilde on stupid pages

“Why does he quote so much?”

~ This Guy on Oscar Wilde

“Shut up.”

~ Oscar Wilde on That guy


~ Everyone on drugs

“You have no chance to survive make your time.”

~ CATS on survival

“A lot of quotes does not a good page make.”

~ Sun-Tzu on quoting to much on pages


~ Bruce Lee on someone's face

“I'll be Back.”

~ Arnold Schwarzenegger on returning

“U cant touch this!”

~ MC Hammer on touching things

“Dont want none unless you got buns hun!”

~ Sir Mix-a-Lot on big butts

“Boards... don't hit back.”

~ Bruce Lee on breaking boards


~ Captain Jack Sparrow on comprehension

“No pun intended.”

~ The Punisher on his name

“This page is stupid.”

~ Some people on an island


~ Snakes on a Plane


~ Big Boss on interogation

“If you climb trees, there's fruit.”

~ That Guy on being interrogated

“This page has a lot of quotes. I am adding to the quotes by quoting on this page. There is now one more quote than there was before.”

~ Captain Obvious on quotes

“What? There are quotes here?”

~ Captain Oblivious on uhh... i dont know

“In Soviet Russia, noisy fly swats YOU!!”

~ Russian Reversal on them noisy flies

“Yall niggas is gay!”

~ Riley Freeman on male bonding


~ Scorpion on getting somewhere

What is a llama?
The llama is a llama that likes to stink on explosive clones. The explosive clones stink puzzlingly to Tselinoyarsk. The explosive than the clones is a explosive book by Ash Ketchum. When the a hairball appears the llama, it is customary for the llama to stink. 10,000,000 clones stink clones

“In Soviet Russia, flap deliberates YOU!!”

“These are the times that try men's Kalamoonas.”

~ Thomas Paine on Kalamoona

Take off every 'Zig'.[edit]

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See Also, For Great Justice[edit]