User:Kathumandu

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Official total of all pitied fools:
97,624,946,145Number of fools, action superheroes, abstract concepts, stellar objects, land masses, letters of the alphabet, cartoon characters, English Prime Ministers, particles of matter, quarks, numbers, fossils and shrubs that Kathumandu has pitied. (Updated Thursday 06/27-2019)
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Who is Kathumandu[edit]

Kathumandu is commonly known as either Wes, West Side, Wesley Snipes, or just "Hey You!" He lives in The Peoples Republic of California, led by Comrade Arnold Schwarzenegger. He Goes to some Ghetto Prision, I mean High School in downtown Azusa. He sits on his computer all day and edits Uncyclopedia and plays Eragonlive like all homeless nerds do. He is fluent in Newspeak, Kiligon, Trekkie, Ghetto, Spanish, Black English, English, n00b, and Java. He was officialy declared in the yearbook, the dude most likely to become a robot.

In Soviet Russia, party finds YOU!!

Quotes about Kathumandu[edit]

... that you have you have 10 minutes to move your car?

... that you have 5 minutes to move your car? ... that your car has been impounded? .... that your car has been crushed into a cube?

... that you have 10 minutes to move your cube?
~ Me on You


In Soviet Russia, Kathumandu pwns YOU!...wait a sec, he does that anyway...

~ Russian Reversal on Kathumandu

If I were alive, id be down with him too...Down owning him

~ Oscar Wilde on Kathumandu owning him in Warcraft

In Soviet Russia, Kathumandu ignores YOU!!!

~ Russian Reversal on Kathumandu
The lovely landscape of Redmond

This guy's page is undone.

~ Captian Obvious on This page

Only YOU, Can Prevent Ghetto!!!

~ Uncle Tom on You

Your Mom!!! Ohhhhhhh...

~ User:necropaxx on Kathumandu

Rogan?

~ Age of Empires on Kathumandu

“'All your base are belong to us!”

~ CATS on Kathumandu
If you don't buy their chicken,you might end up dissapearin'

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