User:KeineLust90

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The Patriots rule suck!!
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Computing[edit]

Tux-thinkpad.png This user supports free operating systems because he/she is basically a cheapskate.


Firefox Logo.png This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.



Gaming/Misc[edit]

LV-5 This user considers him/herself a professional gamer and so has the worlds highest scores but no job, money, friends or place to live.
DIFF H This user plays Video Games on the highest difficulty available because they like to get the most out of their games and thinks you should too!
Mario-lo-res.jpg This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
MMORPG This user believes MMORPGs are a waste of time and/or money. Furthermore to this fact s/he demands the deletion of all MMORPGs and their players!
TI-83.png This user plays games on a graphing calculator as they live in the Philippines or are extremely weird.
Small notebook gamer.jpg This user prefers to play games on a laptop as they don't have to stop to go to the toilet.
Nintendo ds.png This user prefers the Nintendo DS over the PSP as they have far superior multitasking abilities.
Nintendo ds.png This user snob prefers the DS Lite over the original DS.
PS2 This user enjoys playing games on a PlayStation 2 as it's just as good as a PS3.
Antisensor.JPG This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation as they like porn and violence (though not always at the same time).
Virgindeguadalupe.jpg This user is Catholic and believes articles become featured through good works, not faith.
JFKennedy.jpg This user shot J.F.Kennedy. DON'T TELL THIS USER'S MUMMY!
Bigbroeye.jpg Big Brother is watching this user...and YOU!
3dspork.png This user fights against the squirrels and sporks conspiring to enslave the human species.
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Bofh.png This user hates telephones. Could be due to the fact that the U.S. government is monitoring them.
free This user is interested in freethought as s/he sure as hell doesn't want to pay!.
Uncyclopedia:Babel
MS-N This user grew up in a forward-thinking family, and therefore always speaks his mind, you nerd.
gee-N This user is a native speaker of Geek.
en-N This user is a native speaker of English.
rh-N This user is a native speaker of Random Humour.
us-N This user is a native speaker of American English.
ht-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of HTML.
de-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Deutsch.
ru-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Русский.
fr-G This user does not speak Français and furthermore believes Français to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Français.