Is that "she" as in "40-year-old male pervert", or "20-something male FBI agent"?
The primary reason I admined you is because you wrote your name in all caps and two exclaimation points.
You are so cruel to the things you love.
Keitei, you are the most admin-esque admin of all time.
What You Should Know
There are two rules here:
- Be funny and not just stupid.
- Don't be a dick.
Vandalism Is Bad
- Blanking pages
- Removing content from a page and either: a) leaving it blank, or b) putting one or two lines which often have to do with homosexuality or perceived "owning."
- Articles or additions which are about someone who is non-notable. Usually this is the author or someone the author knows.
- Vanity with slander. Example: Someone-nobody-has-heard-about is so gay!!
- There are three types:
- These are external links to actual spam sites which will be put on the spam blacklist.
- Linking your page on every article you go to.
- Putting unnecessary templates on a bajillion pages.
Your Ban and You: Understanding Each Other
If you do get banned, try to understand why. Did you vandalize? Did you violate policy? Were you being a dick in an unfunny manner? There is most likely a good reason why you were banned, and even why that ban length was chosen.
If after some self-actualization you think the ban was unwarranted, ask the admin who issued it. You may email them or visit IRC. If you are reasonable and civilized, you may even be unbanned.
- You better believe it.
- Or I burn your face off.
What can I say?! I like noobs. They tend to grow on me. Some who have endeared themselves to me:
- [Ed. note: Due to her extended stay in Uncyclopedialand, none of the following are noobs anymore. This list kept for historical purposes only.]
Things to get my lazy butt around to doing
- Finish Cereal
Expand Nobody cares
- Finish Vomiting
- Do something with the lambs
DESTROY ALL HUMANS
- Écris the Franglais
- Use more penis jokes
- Do more drugs
Finish the Big Dig
- Blame somebody else
- Portals... meh...
Uncyclopedian of the Month June 2006
Keitei loves Bray 4eva