User:Kenvalyi

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The Emmanuel
Goldstein Award

March 2007

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...and is very opinionated
about snow tires, curling,
and the CBC!!!
44 This user has written 44 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.

35 This user has recorded 35 audio files because they love the sound of their own voice.

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The Worst Part of Censorship.jpg This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*
Protein.GIF This user joined the [email protected] Team, because he/she has nothing better to do with his/her computer.

5,266 This user has contributed 5,266 pints points to the Uncyclopedia [email protected] Team.

“I wish I could say he was a foundling. (sigh)”

~ Ken's mum on Ken Valyi


If laughter is the best medicine, then my wit is most likely a terminal virus.

With apologies,

Ken Valyi

PS. This page is made possible, thanks to members like <insert name here>.

Ken Valyi

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