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January 2009 Stories
This week in dead people (January 2nd to 9th, 2009) This week in dead people (January 2nd to 9th, 2009) (986 KB, info)
December 2008 Story
With donations lacking, Jimbo Wales turns to porn to save Wikipedia
May 2007 Stories
Pastafarians celebrate National Day of ARRRRRRRRRRRR Pastafarians celebrate National Day of ARRRRRRRRRRRR (969KB, info)
America uneasy about Queen's 16 year visit America uneasy about Queen's 16 year visit (966KB, info)
April 2007 Stories
Controversy sullies Nintendo Power Awards
Wolfowitz defiant in promotion of boyfriend Wolfowitz defiant in promotion of boyfriend (970KB, info)Audio by Zim_ulator
Hos threaten to tell Imus mommy
Fit for a Princess: LeBron's new house is a little girl's paradise Fit for a Princess: LeBron's new house is a little girl's paradise (812KB, info)
March 2007 Stories
Godless Europeans blast US technological dominance Godless Europeans blast US technological dominance (791KB, info)
ICANN to announce .KID domain ICANN to announce .KID domain (851KB, info)
Organizers recreate Three Mile Island magic Organizers recreate Three Mile Island magic (805KB, info)
Audio for:Astronaut launches Navy career written by Haze1956 Astronaut launches Navy career (799KB, info)
2008 Election may be decided by Xbox Live Achievement points 2008 Election may be decided by Xbox Live Achievement points (1197KB, info)
South Carolina forces women to think with their vagina South Carolina forces women to think with their vagina (904KB, info)
Delay shares the love in new book Delay shares the love in new book (845KB, info)
Congress hot for Plame Congress hot for Plame (826KB, info)
Bush retreats in war on drugs Bush retreats in war on drugs (1078KB, info)
White people gone wild White people gone wild (738KB, info)
Jacques Chirac retreats Jacques Chirac retreats (879KB, info)
Local fire fighters 'cleanse' station after Bush visit Local fire fighters 'cleanse' station after Bush visit (1120KB, info)
Halliburton moves headquarters to warmer climes Halliburton moves headquarters to warmer climes (699KB, info)
Swiss man denies Thai king insult Swiss man denies Thai king insult (817KB, info)
FOX chief Roger Ailes nominates Osama Bin Laden FOX chief Roger Ailes nominates Osama Bin Laden (680KB, info)
Dog Whisperer cologne breaks French sales records UnNews:Dog Whisperer cologne breaks French sales records (799KB, info)
New York restaurants to go childless by 2010 New York restaurants to go childless by 2010 (762KB, info)
Term 'darkies' may be discriminatory, UN body warns Canada Term 'darkies' may be discriminatory, UN body warns Canada (851KB, info)
Audio for: Overly political spider becoming annoying written by Rei Overly political spider becoming annoying (1419KB, info)
Big Bopper still dead Big Bopper still dead (822KB, info)
Uncyclopedia VP seeks to meet Conservapedia challenge Uncyclopedia VP seeks to meet Conservapedia challenge (728KB, info)
Coulter narrowly beats O'Reilly, Limbaugh for hottest conservative Coulter narrowly beats O'Reilly, Limbaugh for hottest conservative (953KB, info)
Children's storytime reader fired for inappropriate behavior Children's storytime reader fired for inappropriate behavior (915KB, info)
Study finds that half of all alcohol produced, consumed by the dead Study finds that half of all alcohol produced, consumed by the dead (761KB, info)
Nacho Libre sweeps WWE's movie awards Nacho Libre sweeps WWE's movie awards (913KB, info)
Smith acquired by Islanders [VFH] Smith acquired by Islanders (541KB, info)
Parti Québécois gains support in Alberta [VFH] Parti Québécois gains support in Alberta (645KB, info)
February 2007 Stories
Kings traded to NFL Kings traded to NFL (1235KB, info)
Shit about to hit fan at 911 call center
Economists declare Asia fucking rules! Economists declare Asia fucking rules! (724KB, info)
Peter O'Toole eaten alive by Last King of Scotland star Forest Whitaker Peter O'Toole eaten alive by Last King of Scotland star Forest Whitaker (797KB, info)
Mitch Hedberg celebrates birthday, in heaven. Mitch Hedberg celebrates birthday, in heaven. (1506KB, info)
Clinton backer breaks leash runs away to Obama yard Clinton backer breaks leash runs away to Obama yard (1158KB, info)

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