User:Killer 3.14

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I am currently adopting.

CLICK THIS BUTTON AND BAN ME FOR MY EVIL!!I AM SORRY!!!

AM A FUCKING ASSHOLE FOR BANNING THIS AWESOME MAN!!FORGIVE ME!!

and yes I put that in my own userpage

I see you <insert name here> yay I know your there. Number of kills I did since you were here:
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[edit] ANNOUNCEMENT

I AM HOSTING A BIG CONTEST OF SECRET FINDING!ONLY TWENTY PEOPLE CAN WIN!!THEY BE UNREGISTERED TO ADIMS TO GOD TO SOPHIA!! ALL YOU MUST DO IS ADD THE SECRET CODE ON TO THE END OF MY USER PAGE URL TO GET YOU PRIZE! tip:you might want to write them down (Secrets look like this:secret 1/20 the number is 4 and secret 8/20 the number is 8) note:all secret's are on my userpage, user talk and any thing connected to this If you don't know the answer you can find it here If you have any questions or comments post them on my talk page and I'll be happy to get to you as soon as possible.

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[edit] ANNOUNCEMENT

This experienced editor is seeking to adopt new users.

[edit] Joke

Q:How many times did the chicken cross the road? A:42 Q:Why? A:He was being chased by a hunter Q:NO, HE WASN'T! A:look who's telling the joke you or me. Q:Killer_3.14 A:OH! A:Well who helps the Jokes? Q:humor A:REALLY! Q:yup A:well then forget it.

[edit] Joke

Q:take me wife- A:no Q:I'm not done A:Okay Q:take my wife- A:no Q:stop,it. A:no Q:...please A:no Q:well then forget it.

[edit] Joke

A:WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?! Q:I DUNNO. A:TO GET A BETTER VIEW. Q:WHY IS EVERYTHING ON CAPS LOCK A: I JUST HATE STICKY KEYS DON'T YOU? Q:NO A:well then forget it.

[edit] Joke

Q:Why did the chick cross the road? A:The Fish. A2:To run away from people who say that joke so often. “In Soveit Russia the ROAD CROSSES YOU!”

~ A Random Russian on The road

Buddha:If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-nature. Q:WTF? Buddha:If you ask this question, you deny your own fucking-nature. A:wut? Buddha:Do not insult me! A:k Buddha:Was that an insult? A:no Buddha:Yes, it was! A:well then forget it.

[edit] Joke

Q:Today we well be interviewing animals Dog:FEED ME! Cat:FEED ME! Eel:FEED ME! nOOb:FEED ME! Cow:FEED ME! Horse:FEED ME! Donkey:FEED ME! Q:Is there anything else you can say? Dog:FEED ME PLZ! Cat:FEED ME, FOOD! Eel:FEED ME! nOOb:PWN ME! Cow:FEED ME! Horse:FEED ME! Donkey:FEED ME! Q:Well then forget it. Elephant:I can't.

[edit] Poll

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[edit] I like big pies

I like big pies and I can not lie You other pie eaters can't deny That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty pastry And a round pie in your face You get pied thrown at you Wanna pull up tough Cuz you notice that pie was stuffed Deep in the pie she's eating I'm hooked and I can't stop eating Oh, baby I wanna get with ya And take your pie My homeboys tried to warn me But that pie you got Make Me so bad at cooking Ooh, pie of smooth taste You say you wanna get my pie Well use my pie use my pie cuz you aint that average lard

I've seen them eatin' To hell with romancin' She's Sweat, Tasty, got it goin like a really tasty pie

I'm tired of magazines Saying apple pies are the thing Take the average cherry pie and ask him that She gotta pack much back

So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah) Has your girlfriend got the pie (hell yeah) Well eat it, eat it, eat it, eat that unhealthy pie Baby got back

I like'em round and big And when I'm throwin a gig I just can't help myself I'm eatin like an animal Now here's my scandal

I wanna get you home And UH, double up on pie UH UH I aint talkin bout apple pie Cuz gooy parts were made for toys I wannem real thick and juicy So find that juicy double secret 7/20 the number is 2 Mixalot's in trouble Beggin for a piece of that pie So I'm lookin' at food videos Knockin these pie bein eaten like hoes You can have them pies I'll keep my pie like Momo A word to the thick pie sistas I wanna get with ya I won't cus or hit ya But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna eat pie Til the break of dawn Baby Got it goin on Alot of pie eaters won't like this song Cuz them punks eat pie to bit it and quit it But I'd rather stay and eat Cuz I'm long and I'm strong And I'm down to get the friction on

So pies (yeah), Pies (yeah) Do you wanna roll in my mouth (yeah) Then turn around Stick it out Even apple pies got to shout Baby got back

Yeah baby When it comes to pies Cherry ain't got nothin to do with my selection 36-24-36 Only if she's blueberry

So your girlfriend throws a Pie Playin food tapes by Fonda But Fonda ain't got a pie in the back of her Honda My anaconda don't want none unless you've got pies hun You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that pie fat Some brothers wanna play that hard role And tell you that the pie ain't Blueberry So they toss it and leave it And I pull up quick to retrieve it So cherry says you're fat Well I ain't down with that Cuz your plate is small and your curves are kickin And I'm thinkin bout stickin and eatin To the beanpole pies in the magazines You aint it miss thing Give me a sista I can't resist her Blueberry and apple did miss her Some knucklehead tried to dis Cuz his pies were on my list He had game but he chose to bite 'em And pulled up quick to get with 'em So ladies if the pie is round And you wanna triple pies throw down Dial 1-900-PIEALOT and kick them nasty thoughts Baby got back Baby got back Little in tha middle but she got much back x4

[edit] The sun never shines on cold pies

I saw her there from afar Her crust grey charcoal Takes a drag from her tar I kissed her a smile But the blood red shot frost Said the people never eat cold pies

It's been eight long years since I saw The pie who's been there Since the day I was born These warmness now cold To that cold dark damp place Where the sun never shines on cold pies

She said the people never eat cold pies I open to find only frozen lard blow Take me away back to the cherry pie Because the sun never shines on cold pies

Pie comes like a thief in the night To steal while you sleep The belly's flickering hunger Well maybe it's then She said, I'll see you again Because the sun never shines on cold pies

She said the sun never shines on cold pies I open to find only frozen goo Take me away back to the cherry pie of May Because the son never shines on cold pies

And we all go the same way to the kitchen

Yeah we all go the same way to the kitchen

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Call 1-800-666-6666.

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secret 15/20 the number is 1

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This user does not believe in evolution preferring instead the alternate theory of Intelligent Design. This means they are not going to hell.

This user uses public transport and so has most likely been mugged, raped or murdered.

This user says "Hi-didly-o neighbourino" to you.

This userbox is for people who know, if you wonder what they know, then you probably don't know.

WARNING: Keep away from this user as they love the Fibonacci Sequence and anything to do with it.

AA!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!!

Meow!

Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW!

Woof!

Woof! Woof! Woof! Ruff! Ruff Ruff! Arf! Arf!

Eeek ahk sque'ek uhk kkkk'k squeek!

EBG13-A

Guvf hfre vf n angvir fcrnxre bs EBG13.

This user loves pi

secret 16/20 the number is 6

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!

This user does not know how to shot web.
Please help by teaching them.
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HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, available at Walgreens.

This user is a toilet! In Soviet Russia, toilet urinates on YOU!!

?	Do not underestimate the power of It. Underestimation of the power of It will kill you from the sheer power of It.

This user was brought to you by the letter L and the number 1.

THIS IS SPARTA!

This user is a magic ninja!

NOV

This user is a userbox novice.

This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.

This user believes that admins are control freaks.

secret 17/20 the number is 9

hey!

The above wasn't my fault!

NO	This user doesn't care.

This User has the Need for Speed.

This experienced editor is seeking to adopt new users.

This User knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled.

[edit] Pi rulez

Please vist [[1]] for the first 1 million pi digits

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DOES NOT FAIL

This user beat the EASIEST GAME EVER. This is not an achievement.

I played Grueslayer and all I won was this lousy userbox!

Z	This user has found the Twenty Treasures of Zork and beaten Zork: The Great Underground Empire.

Z2	This user has united the Golden Egg of Arkora and beaten Zork 2: Gruel and Unusual Punishment.

Z3	This user has saved the Beautiful Princess Rosemary and beaten Zork 3: The Dungeon Master.

Z4	This user has escaped the darkness and beaten Zork 4: Escape From Darkness.

This user cannot follow any orders!!

This user created Behind Blue Eyes, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested Articles. Good for ~~them~~ us!

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secret 19/20 the number is 8

User:Killer 3.14

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[edit] ANNOUNCEMENT

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[edit] Joke

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[edit] Poll

[edit] I like big pies

[edit] The sun never shines on cold pies

[edit] UIBs

[edit] Pi rulez

[edit] Awards

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[edit] Awards I'm planing to give

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