User:King Wib

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Well, it it has been a warm welcome. Whether from the joyous remarks of some Uncyclopedia users or offensive remarks(just kiding I do like the racial and religious slurs). While it has been difficult to fabricate some articles I believe I have already left my mark on the world unless you people choose to huff me. This place shall always be a favorite of mine, and I will drop by occasionaly to see if anything has happened to my stuff and perhaps screw around with some of my old articles. Even despite my short life here, I feel as though I have learned, um, well... nothing, really. Wether you choose to bombard my talk page with love letters or engrave hate mail on my heart I will forever love thee. While for long periods of time you heart will grow weary in my absence, I will continue to screw around with the minds of young ones.

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King Wabba
Real Name: Jon Currie... or Adolof Hitler, perhaps... Tom Cruise?
Age: 14... or 16... or 19... or infinity... the choice is yours
Gender: Male or Female
Member since: September 2008
Occupation: Still a student.
Favourite Article(s): Really Big Tree & Pond Whales
Favorite Uncyclopedia In-joke: Grue
Weapon of Choice: Cloned Armored Raptors

<poll> What is King Wabba's ear shaped like? A donkey Pie lemon An eye NOES </poll>

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Applications[edit]

Contrary to popular belief, the leading choice by designers for quality images at Uncyclopedia is MS Paint.
MS Paint Command Prompt, an alternative to the original Command Prompt
MS Paint running on Vista.

MS Paint continues to be one of the most used software programs in Web design, digital photography, video editing, and the culinary arts. In fact, all of the Pulitzer-Prize-winning digital effects in the movie The Matrix were created in MS Paint (Except for the character of Trinity, who was drawn with a pointy stick on wet sand, then scanned in with a HP BeachJet scanner, but there's always an exception to the rule, especially regarding women. Plus, MSPaint is a bit too masculine fo'rat's use.). Nowadays, most sports broadcasts are animated using MS Paint rather than filming actual sporting events to cut costs.


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UnNewses[edit]

My favorite video site.

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Communist

& is working on their
Lenin mustache! ☭

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has never passed GO,

and never collected $200.00.


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This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.


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9/21 This user will never forget the events of 9/21/07. The day Uncyclopedia was huffed by terrorists.

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This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be Dexter.

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This user is left-handed.
In Latin they would be sinister.
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"This is a userbox. It gives you information about the user you are reading about."
~ Captain Obvious

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This user requires a steady supply of Caffeine.
So hand it over. NOW.
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