User:Kingkitty/uncyclopedia rebellion

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BIPOLAR BEAR WANTS YOU!

EVERYONE WHO WANTS TO BE PART OF THE REVOLUTION SIGNS HERE![edit]

I'm the same person! Ha!

BATTLEZ[edit]

Shh...

Guess not so literally anymore. Oh well, I'm still awesome. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 03:58, 7 July 2007 (UTC)

Suspicious and surreptitiously secretive subheading[edit]

All these bigs sigs may give us away. And shit. Yeah. Rebellion. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 04:01, 7 July 2007 (UTC)

What are we rebelling against? --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 04:03, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
Conformity. Which in essence would be this rebellion. In short, we're rebelling against paradoxes. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 04:06, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
And the (wo)man --Kingkitty 04:07, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
Rebelling against Sysops! I suggest you run little rebels! The Grue Army will be airstriking this base! --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 04:08, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
Nah, I'm actually getting pretty tired so I guess I'll airstrike tomorrow. But seriously, this kind of aggression, like, will not stand, man. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 04:10, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
Uh we are rebelling against the (wo)man AND that other guy...so...--Kingkitty 04:12, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
Please enjoy this complementary Airstrike from our Super Star Destroyer.

--Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 04:13, 7 July 2007 (UTC)

Operation Emperor's Hammer... effective. --Andorin Kato 04:16, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
Luckily I used my Bipolar Bear to protect the rebel base
  • You will need something better than THAT to stop us --Kingkitty 04:20, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
Like this?

--Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 04:23, 7 July 2007 (UTC)

Luke will save us
Luke, I am your Father.

OK MEN, IT'S TIME FOR REBELLION[edit]

We have waited for this time...and this time...is..now. Now let me think of something we should do... Bretthead.png

/me hums the Beatles' "Revolution"....I've got it! Lets all sing songs from the '60s and 70's about revolution! I call Queensryche's "Revolution Calling"!! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:32, 11 July 2007 (UTC)
OH I GOT IT!! no wait I don't Bretthead.png
SOUND THE DRUMS OF WAR!