User:Kip the Dip

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Useless Gobshite of the Month Award Useless Gobshite of the Month November 2008
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2 years, 9 months and 9 days.

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1+ This user has over 1 edit. Duh!
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He died because he couldn't read the "You Are Dead" article.

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Maddox, however, doesn't give a damn.

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This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.
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MEH This user redefines lazy.
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This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be dexter.

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Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

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This User is a Taahgaarxian . Run, atheists, run!

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9/21 This user will never forget the events of 9/21/07. The day Uncyclopedia was huffed by terrorists.
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Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
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This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.


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Hey, it's me Kip. I am a nice guy who likes to eat popcorn chicken. I'm a high school graduate and soon to be college student.

What draws me closely to Uncyclopedia is that it's place to express your creativity, whether through writing, pictures, audio, etc. You can grow and become even more creative. Of course, it's also a place to get a nice chuckle. lol.

[edit] Cream of the Crop

Here's my list of the best of Uncyclopedia. I didn't write these, I just read them.

No, you shut up.
No, you shut up.
SHUT UP!!

__NOCAJEK__

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-- Kip teh Dip Talk Works Special:Userlogout USA!

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