User:Kip the Dip/Proof of God

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“We're convinced.”

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Proof of God has been

Proof #1: The Bible[edit]

The Bible is said to be the Word of God. If one can prove that is indeed God's Word, hence, God will be proven to exist.

Proof #2: The First Claus[edit]

Behold, the Son of God.

Santa Claus is a well-known celebrity. Unfortunately, not much is known or his origins. What is known is that he travels the world accompanied by flying reindeer, generously and selflessly gives to millions of gentile children in one night.

Proof #3: Pascal's Wager[edit]

Proof #4: Mathmatics[edit]

See Also[edit]

External Links[edit]

The Official List of Proofs