User:KneeChee27

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Don't thank me; thank boredom.
~ KneeChee27 on misdirected gratitude


KneeChee27 (Jantember 27, 6014 - Auguary 3, 1958), also known as Cap'n KneeCh by an assorted lot of miscreants and ne'er-do-wells, is well known for his complete lack of approval for <insert name here>. That's pretty much the only thing he's known for. KneeChee really doesn't like you. Perhaps it's that peculiar odor of yours, or maybe it's just the cut of your jib. Whatever it is, you'd best not let it become a nuisance.

Contents

History

Pre-Life

Most historians will agree, this was a very dull time for KneeChee.

Life

Most licensed physicians will agree, this was a very dull time for KneeChee.

Death

Most grave robbers will agree, this was a very profitable time for all involved.

Contributions

Below, you can find an assortment of things I've made purely out of boredom. When I have free time on my hands (or a particularly unenjoyable school assignment), I'll usually hop over to RadicalX's Corner and look for something quick, easy, and — most importantly — interesting to make. I also pretend to take personal requests, should you have any.

Articles

Miscellaneous crap that I can't easily categorize...

This is a mess o' junk that people have felt obligated to throw at me. Please, feel free to do the same.

Potatochopper of the Month Award Potatochopper of the Month June 2008

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This user created Ent, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested Articles. Good for them us!


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For tackling noobs.





Thou art brave and talented!

The Perfect Sandwich

Without further ado, I present to you the perfect sandwich — the very object which drew you to my page in the first place, no doubt. This mystical comestible — the very one you lay eyes on, right now — is ageless, timeless, and, most importantly, priceless. You may look, but DO NOT TOUCH; for none have survived the curse of the perfect sandwich.


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Commander of the Order

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Pirates do it till you walk the plank.

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 1 year, 6 months and 13 days.

1+ This user has over 1 edit. Duh!
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This user has a Really Lame Password. Seriously, you could probably guess it.
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Llama Rocking Chair.JPG This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG See? Look at him. He really likes the llamas.
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG No, seriously. That's him there, on the llama.

<-- See?

usb This user likes to use userboxes.

Usb! No, really!


USB!!!!!11 NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!


Llama Rocking Chair.JPG Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.
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Llama Rocking Chair.JPG What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.
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[insert content here] This userbox is a filler, and therefore looks ugly.


... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
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This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be dexter.

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Earth Western Hemisphere.jpg This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment.
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Now go away.

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