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This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

re-X This user only speaks Recondite English enough to seduce native Recondite English speakers.
eo-G This user does not speak Esperanto and furthermore believes Esperanto to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Esperanto.
sa-N This user is a native speaker of Sarcasm.
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This user speaks near-native Bullet and can fire low-caliber rounds in full-automatic mode.
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Jsbach-bass.jpg This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.
NO This user doesn't care.
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This user thinks he can easily tell Heaven from Hell, and has exchanged a lead role in a cage for an walk-on part in the Uncyclopedia.

"If they doesn't blow good, then I don't liek it!"
-- Koray, one hella tight chemist