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Kris Smoot originally surfaced on this website midway through 2007 as a child fresh out of the eighth grade. With a middle-school-level sense of "humor," Smoot was naturally unfunny on a large scale. He did, however, create the beast that is the Roger Clemens article, parodying steroids by employing pot as his device. He's a smart guy, but, coming out of a school system in Red State Kentuckistan, he had to throw in some gay jokes and 69 humor. His main characters (aside from the expected Oscar Wilde) were Steve Wozniak (a man who, when he danced atop baseball dugouts, caused teams to lose) and John Cena (a man who always overCAME the odds, much like he does in WWE).

Kris Smoot also unfortunately authored the WET article, a steaming piece of crap. Feel free to huff that article.

On the cusp of 2010, THE Smoot is back with an actual sense of humor beyond the middle-school realm of sexual innuendo and homophobia. The years have been good to him, a plus for everyone.

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This user is left-handed.
In Latin they would be sinister.
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This user is a militant agnostic
and is certain s/he doesn't know

\m/ This user is a metalhead, prone to wearing offensive shirts and headbanging to really loud music. Metalheads also have long hair, but are not to be confused with hippies.

Articles Authored by KrisSpoopballs[edit]

5 This user has written 5 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.

Pages He Has Contributed Heavy-Editing To[edit]

  • John Cena (before it was CVP'd)

Pages He Pretty Much Created, But Were Already Created With Less Than a Paragraph of Misinformation[edit]

Templates He Has Created[edit]

Templates He Has Contributed Heavy-Editing To[edit]

Pages He Created That Were Deleted By Uncyclopedia[edit]

  • Washington Nationals
  • Bean bag
  • Dallas Cowboys
  • Bostjan Nachbar

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