Source: Unquotable:Quote Market.
- 1 From Frank West
- 2 From UnBooks:Adventure gamebook
- 3 From Paris Hilton
- 4 From Microsoft Windows
- 5 From Soviet Russia
- 6 From McDonalds Characters
- 7 From Atom Bomb
- 8 From Swedish Chef
- 9 From Jack Bauer
- 10 From Universal Remote Control Everything 3000
- 11 From Trogdor
- 12 From Crayons
- 13 From Ayumi Hamasaki
- 14 From Pink Floyd
- 15 From Chav
From Frank West
Price: Hell, we'll pay you to take them off our hands!
(I'm still waiting to be paid, of course.)
“I play super kawest.”
“I also found that all of the endings sucked, no matter which one you got to.”
“I had a lot of them when I was little. I liked to look at the pictures of macho-men in tights.”
“WHAT?! Someone used pen! I will terminate the girly man who wrote on this gamebook in pen!”
“In Soviet Russia, gamebook reads/plays YOU!”
Buy them ALL and save 20% on your next Quote Market purchase!
(Total: Don't wanna think about it.)
From Paris Hilton
“Ooooh look, tequila.”
Price: A bottle of tequila, and she's yours
Didn't really need that bottle anyway. Of course, I don't really need Hilton anyway either. Decisions!
From Microsoft Windows
“I'm so gonna roundhouse kick that f**king Windows logo”
From Soviet Russia
“In Soviet Russia, UMD pops out from YOU!!”
Price: 10 cents
“In Soviet Russia, computer wastes away its youth on YOU!”
“In Soviet Russia, genitals masturbate you!”
“In Soviet Russia, Oscar Wilde quotes YOU!”
From McDonalds Characters
“Where's my break today? Where's my fucking break? AAAAAAGH!”
“Oh how I love the Atom Bomb.”
Price: 50 cents
From Swedish Chef
“I cun't stup eateeng thuse-a demn Svedeesh Feesh!!”
Price: 10 krona
“Villy Vonka vas a vild visher. Vat? Vat are you-a looffing at?!”
Price: 25 öre
“Vat do you meen-a?! You cunt depoort me, I em a legill reseedent!”
From Jack Bauer
“I think he really doesn't know.”
“I freeze time with them.”
Price: The next issue of Captain Obvious comics.
“I use it to fix my hair and to kill that annoying neighbor kid.”
Price: A wet hairdryer.
“Let's do lunch”
Price: a Roast Kerrek.
“Mmm... he can burninate me any day.. that's right sister!”
Price: A burned peasant.
“Crayons love people.”
“I drew a picture of God, but I ran out of purple.”
“Who needs crayons, when you have Markers?”
“Screw this, I'm making a bomb.”
“Crayons are cool.”
“WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO MY FUCKING CRAYON?!?!”
From Ayumi Hamasaki
“ Nice... ”
Price: 1 Koda Kumi Album of your choice!
From Pink Floyd
“I did not have sexual relations with that song.”
Price:Money(But keep you hands off of my stack!)
“In Soviet Russia, Chavs pity You!!!”