|Due to Quantum Physics, some people may not be able to see this article.This article is so awesome that few people have ever seen an article as good as this. It's the whole concept of quantum physics - the Native Americans couldn't see Columbus' ships because they could never imagined anything like that. The same thing applies here - you could have never imagined an article as good as this, so you can't see it. It's probably because you are an immature, unfunny, asshole. I suggest you close out of this article right now, contemplate the meaning of life, and then either (a) commit suicide, or (b) find Jesus. Good Luck.|
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YAY, I HAVE A PAGE!
I have a page... And if you violate, disrupt, vandalise, or persist to be just plain mean, I will cry.
I will share a miniscule amount of my disgustingly un-funny ideas in this section. please note that I fail alot, only when mocked or copied from :)
This is my own page, MY idea. Not yours.
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The following is MY article on dust bunnies
Small, fluffy, distracting and malicious - Unmistakably one of the most dangerously fluffy things you will ever come across. Often found hiding under beds, or on top of ceiling fans. If found on top of ceiling fans be very catious, because they will jump. They will eat. You will die. Then you will be pooped out and turned into a Grue. Most people confuse fluffy for furry. There is a very subtle difference between the two:
- Fluffy can be dangerous. Furry cannot
- Furry can be cute. Fluffy cannot
There are some cases where the two can co-exists. Kittens, for example, can be both cute and dangerous. Therefore creating a completely flawless killing machine.
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And I'm not helping. Please eliminate three.
There are many ways to put an end to the fluffiness epidemic:
- Get off your
arsebut and clean every once an a while
- Don't pay any attention to the above point, it lies
- Buy a vacuum, and fit it with lasers
- learn how to play soccer and bend the bunny, into another dimension, like beckam
The end of my first article
- Not funny
MOVE AWAY FROM HARMFUL OBJECTS BEFORE VEIWING
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