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Lolz89 was not born, rather he was created by God to be the perfect human. But something went terribly wrong when Satan snuck into heaven and tainted the perfect being. This caused him to be not so perfect and kind of evil.
Roles throughout history
Lolz89 has had various lives that have been recognized in history, and he remembers all of them perfectly, because of his superior intelligence. They are as follows:
- Tutankamun "King Tut" (2500 BC-2482 BC)
- Julius Caesar (68 BC-24 BC)
- Lolz of Gaul (Paladin Supreme General Commander in Joan of Arc's Army) (679 AD-1278 AD)
- Lolz of Brittania (Paladin Supreme General Commander in King Arthur's Army) (1337 AD-1457 AD)
What Lolz89 sez
“all ur base r blong 2 us, n00b.”
“lol, stfu n00b.”
“I can pwn ur ass any day of the week except Friday, because I'm off duty.”
“Shut the fuck up, dumbass.”
What people say about Lolz89
“What the hell did he just call me?”
“Bob Dole can Bob Dole the Bob Dole.”
Lolz89 vs. n00bs
He hates n00bs and he will pwn, KOS, PK, own, etc. any n00b upon detection.