User:Lonefolf

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[edit] And now, for something just a little more serious

[edit] Well, not really

Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:

  • Mainland Europe can expect plagues of locusts...I aint fugging doing the weather until I get paid


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  • Today, A shower of acidy death will rain down upon the land...yada yada yada...


  • On any random coastline, expect it to be like Christmas, at some point you know you're going to have a tree in your house from a hurricane.


  • In Nebraska, far from the moist tongue, suction vortices may disipate due to a choking downdraft.


In summary, if there was a chance that a kitten-huffing meteorologist wrote today's forecast, today would be that day.


Special Weather Report:

A pack of wild turkeys were spotted surfing tsunamis in the Indian Ocean.

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Statistically speaking, PeeWee Herman has a better chance of guessing the weather on Uranus.


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