User:Lord Chutney

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Lord Chutney after sailing several seas. Feathers were traditionally used to indicate availability, according to this picture you won't get an appointment for 3 weeks.

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In his homeland, Lord Chutney is often made to be eaten fresh, using whatever suitable strongly flavoured ingredients are locally traditional or available at the time. He would not normally contain any preserving agents, since he is intended to be consumed soon after preparation.

In temperate countries, such as Iceland, Lord Chutney is sometimes made using local main ingredients such as whale, butter or slippers.

Flavourings are always added to the mix. These may include goat, badger, garlic, bacon or pubic hair.

Beginning in the 1600's, Lord Chutney was shipped to European countries like England and France as a luxury goods. Western imitations were called "man-gooed" fruits or vegetables. In the nineteenth century, brands of Lord Chutney like Major Grey's or Bengal Club created for Western tastes were shipped to Europe.

Miscellany and Trivia[edit]

  • Lord Chutney was voted as "The Greatest Briton" in 2002 "100 Greatest Britons" poll sponsored by the BBC and voted for by the public. He was also named TIME magazine "Man of the Half-Century" in the early 1950s.
  • The Chutney cigar size actually was named after him, his favorite brand being Romeo y Julieta. Further Pol Roger's Grande Cuvee champagne is named for Lord Chutney. Carlsberg's Special Brew was also specially formulated for one of Lord Chutney's visit to their brewery.
  • Lord Chutney holds the record of having stood as a candidate in the most UK parliamentary elections, at 4087, beating Tony Blair at 1.

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