User:Luvvy/UnHoly Army Of Catholic Schoolgirls

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You can now blame Good Old Normal Bob for this that gave the undersigned this daft idea...

More information about membership is to be found at the Sorority.

What is this about then? The blokes seem to have plenty of clubs and groups, so why not a little something something for us sisters, eh? Exactly...

To qualify for a membership, you should be:

  • Made of Sugar, Spice and Everything Nice - Be listed as a female Uncyclopedian.
  • Feel that you are a kindred spirit of Sophia.
  • Be a Catholic, Satanist, believe that Conservapedia would consider you to be a *gasp!* liberal.

The UnHoly Sorority of Sophia...[edit]

To be a member of the Sorority, you have to fulfill the abovementioned, as well as have applied for membership. Pussies may award the title of Novice Pussy to any user they choose. All new members are either Novice Pussies or Apprentice Pussies.

To qualify for a full membership, the apprentice must have been a member for seven (7) days or more.

A Novice Pussy is considered to be the personal charge of the Sister who named them, and can only be raised to Apprentice Pussy or staight to Pussy when her Mentor Pussy deems her ready.

Established female Uncyclopedians will be automatically raised to the rank of Mistress Pussy.

The Pussy Council[edit]

Grand Mistress Pussy[edit]

The founding member and the current leader of the Sorority is styled "Grand Mistress Pussy". She has the right of awarding the title of "Honourific Pussy" to male members. The Grand Mistress Pussy are allowed to use the Grand Pussy Sophia membership template {{User:Luvvy/Template:UnSisSophiaG}} on their user page.

  • Luvvy - Founder, Utterly mad, but darn cute.

Mistress Pussies[edit]

The senior members of the Sorority are titled "Mistress Pussy" and are in charge of secret administrative duties Slacking, mostly within the Sorority and have the right of awarding the title of "Honourific Pussy" to male members.. Mistress Pussies and Grand Mistress Pussies are members of the Pussy Council. Mistress Pussies are allowed to use the Mistress Sophia membership template {{User:Luvvy/Template:UnSisSophia}} on their user page.

Pussies[edit]

Full members of the sorority are titled "Pussy". Pussies have full membership rights that are yet to be specified. Pussies are allowed to use the standard membership template {{User:Luvvy/Template:UnSis}} on their user page.


Novice Pussies[edit]

N00b Pussies are styled "Novice Pussy" and are the slaves charges of older, more established pussies, who are their Mentor Pussies. A user who is still adopted by another Sister is a sample Novice Pussy. Novice Pussies are allowed to use the novice membership template {{User:Luvvy/Template:UnSisN}} on their user page.

Honourific Pussies[edit]

Males can agaist popular misconceptions earn the title of "Honourific Pussy". However the mechanism for obtaining such a title is shrouded in mystery. Honourific Pussies are allowed to use the honourific member template {{User:Luvvy/Template:UnSisHon}} on their user page.