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Welcome to MackMan's User Page

In Soviet Russia, user page edits YOU!!
32 nations have fallen under my power. Make yours one of them! .
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& is working on their
Lenin mustache! ☭
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... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
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and has no freedom!
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\m/ This user is a metalhead, prone to wearing offensive shirts and headbanging to really loud music. Metalheads also have long hair, but are not to be confused with hippies.
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This user suffers from senioritis, an incurable demotivational syndrome.

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Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
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en-X This user only speaks English enough to seduce native English speakers.
sp-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Spanglish.
ca-G This user does not speak Canajan, eh? and furthermore believes Canajan, eh? to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Canajan, eh?.
es-F This user got an F in Español and likes their native language better (if they have one).


Welcome one and all to my new and improved user page. If you recognize it, it's because I stole it from Tripod2282 and and replaced it with my stuff! Great, right? Anyway, I'm gonna be a lot more active on Uncyclopedia, after having returned from my long sojurn of not being on here at all, which I call 'I forgot this place existed'. So anyway, enjoy!

~ Icons-flag-us.png MackManTalk ContribsAwards Icons-flag-ussr.png