User:Madmerse

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Madmerse is crazy.

One day Madmerse drove too fast just so he could get a cop to pull him over. A cop did pull him over and Madmerse promptly devoured the officer.

Note — Madmerse doesn't really care if Smokey is on his tail, but he enjoys the occasional snack.

Contributions[edit]

Because he is batshit insane, Madmerse has contributed to these pages for reasons you cannot fathom:


  • Disclaimer — Madmerse cannot write and, as such, is forced to hire Mexicans to do his writing for him. Any resemblance to the writing of Cheech Marin is unintentional and potentially humorous.