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Madmerse is crazy.

One day Madmerse drove too fast just so he could get a cop to pull him over. A cop did pull him over and Madmerse promptly devoured the officer.

Note — Madmerse doesn't really care if Smokey is on his tail, but he enjoys the occasional snack.


Because he is batshit insane, Madmerse has contributed to these pages for reasons you cannot fathom:

  • Disclaimer — Madmerse cannot write and, as such, is forced to hire Mexicans to do his writing for him. Any resemblance to the writing of Cheech Marin is unintentional and potentially humorous.