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...jolly good, wot?!
Yup Im A Noob
Well, where to start, uhm oh hi is a good start. Right HI. Im Maff and im what is known in "The Buisness as a 'noob'. And this is true. So without further waiting, lets get introduced to possible the 'hippest' noob, to ever be a noob 'yall'. Oh ffs i cant be arsed 2 pretend to be 'hip with the times' cos to be honest i aint. So the following page will let you get to know me 'squares'.(Sorry had to try agen).
- No We Mean Real Name?:Maff
- We Need To Know Your Age?:Tough I Told You It Depends Go On Jog On
- Who Is Your Best Friend?:Uncyclopedia
- Really?:No My Best Friend Lives In Portugal So Once Again Jog On
- Favourite Website?:Depends, I Have Many Including Uncyclopedia
- Which Football?:Football, THE Football NOT American Football. NORMAL Football
- Nationality?:English and Proud!
- Which Football Team Do You Support?:I Know Im Going To Regret This But Sunderland