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Mahm00shA (also known as he-whose-name-ye-ought-not-to-utter, lest-Set-smiteth-thee, urinateth-upon-thee, maketh-thee-eat-feces, hacketh-off-thy-phallus, teareth-thy-testicles-to-bits, pierceth-through-thy-breast, cracketh-open-thy-skull, smasheth-thy-teeth, gougeth-out-thy-eyes, hacketh-off-thy-limbs, and-throweth-thy-mutilated-body-towards-the-heavens-mocking-Ra) is a Kmetian male, aged 18. His hobbies include rolling joints, cracking pot and clubbing baby baboons to death. He does it for the lols, for the glory of The King, for honour and for the lands where nice things fly.
He liketh to speak in psuedo-archaic English, mindst thou, he useth Hacketh off thy phallus frequently. His metal band of favour is Nile, for Nile is the name of the river where his urine endeth up. Also, Nile speaketh in archaic, useth Hacketh off thy phallus a lot, singeth about his land, Kmet. (also known to foreign Ra-damned Greeks as Ægyptüs.)
He also has his own religion cult, "Mahm00schism", the followers of which are called "Mahm00shites."
If you want to join, just add {{User Mahm00shite}} anywhere on your user page.[1]
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Being a non native speaker of English, He has decided that he wont work alone again. A collaborator is always welcome.
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| This user has been on Uncyclopedia for
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| Mahm00 shite
| This user is a follower of Mahm00schism. Bow before them!
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| This user is a metalhead, prone to wearing offensive shirts and headbanging to really loud music. Metalheads also have long hair, but are not to be confused with hippies.
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| 18
| This user is 18 years old. Woop-ti-doo.
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| MEH
| This user redefines lazy.
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| This user's IQ is 163.
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| RENT
| This space for rent.
Call 1-800-666-6666.
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| Dieser Benutzer ist ein offizielles Mitglied Der Unwehr. Wir sind hier zu die Schwachen töten und die Starke bauen. Sieg Heil!
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| This user is hereby nominated an HONORARY JEW, and is entitled for all honors and persecutions as such.
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- ↑ $200 will be transferred automatically from your bank account to his.
World's Best Friend April 2009
