User:Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

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“There are no f**king homosexuals in Iran ”

~ Mahmoud Ahmadinejad on homosexuals

“Denial ”

~ Mahmoud Ahmadinejad on eveything

“That's my son *snif* ”

~ Adolf Hitler on Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

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Hi it's me the evil Adolf I mean Mahmoud's user page. This is the page on wich you can go to my edit for and ask me any question you want. I'm still in retierment so I will not reply right away. HEIL AHMADINEJAD

Heil Ahmadinejad!!
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“I say to you that Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is to the American film producer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone.”

~ Jack Valenti on Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
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“For Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, all seven deadly sins!”

~ Fritz Lang on Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
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“Thanks for the question, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad! I look forward to killing you soon!”

~ The Ninja on Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
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“Know your Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.”

~ Sun-Tzu on Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
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“I pity that foo'!”

~ Mr. T on Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
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“Mahmoud Ahmadinejad? We will fuck him. Do you hear me? We will fuck him. We will ruin him. Like no one has ever fucked him!”

~ Karl Rove on Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
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“We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender to Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.”

~ Winston Churchill on Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
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“We have the ability to take Mahmoud Ahmadinejad out, and I think the time has come that we exercise that ability.”

~ Pat Robertson on Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
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“But what is the greatest evil? If you are going to epitomize evil, what is it? Is it the bomb? The greatest evil that one has to fight constantly, every minute of the day until one dies, is Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.”

~ Patrick McGoohan on Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
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“I almost think it is the ultimate destiny of science to exterminate Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.”

~ Thomas Love Peacock on Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
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“WinAmp: It really whips the Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's ass.”

~ WinAmp on Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
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“By Papal order, I have instructed my semi-elite squad of Clinjas to dispose of Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.”

~ The Pope on Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
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“Maybe my darker instincts are correct about Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. Maybe the knowledge that I deny is the truth... the knowledge that Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is dark and willing to destroy all things.”

~ Martin Heidegger on Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
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“Where has Mahmoud Ahmadinejad gone? I shall tell you. We have killed him - you and I. We are his murderers.”

~ Friedrich Nietzsche on Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
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“That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even Mahmoud Ahmadinejad may die.”

~ H. P. Lovecraft on Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
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“Mahmoud Ahmadinejad will be assimilated. Resistance is futile. We are the Borg.”

~ The Borg on Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
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“All your Mahmoud Ahmadinejad are belong to us.”

~ CATS on Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
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“Oh, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad will kill me one day or another, but he will remember forever that I caught him, that I held him prisoner. So there's my immortality, eh? (laughs)”

~ Mommy Fortuna on Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
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“A nation can survive its fools, and even the ambitious. But it cannot survive Mahmoud Ahmadinejad from within. An enemy at the gates is less formidable, for he is known and carries his banner openly. But Mahmoud Ahmadinejad moves amongst those within the gate freely, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's sly whispers rustling through all the alleys, heard in the very halls of government itself. For Mahmoud Ahmadinejad appears not a traitor; Mahmoud Ahmadinejad speaks in accents familiar to his victims, and wears their face and their arguments, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad appeals to the baseness that lies deep in the hearts of all men. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad rots the soul of a nation, works secretly and unknown in the night to undermine the pillars of the city, infects the body politic so that it can no longer resist. A murderer is less to fear. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is the plague.”

~ Marcus Tutilius Cicero on Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
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“Get back here, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad I want to see your face when I kill you! I want to see the light leave your eyes!”

~ Lord Voldemort on Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
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“Most of the evils of life rise from Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.”

~ Blaise Pascal on Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
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“Kill a man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conqueror. Kill Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, and you are a god.”

~ Jean Rostand on Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
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“An ant may well destroy Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.”

~ Chinese Proverb on Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
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“Mahmoud Ahmadinejad can be destroyed but not defeated.”

~ Ernest Hemmingway on Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
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“Those of us who love freedom must work together to do everything we can to disrupt, deny and bring to justice Mahmoud Ahmadinejad who has no soul, no conscience, who hates freedom.”

~ George W. Bush on Mahmoud Ahmadinejad



“Fucking Mahmoud Ahmadinejads... The Mahmoud Ahmadinejads are responsible for all the wars in the world!”

~ Mel Gibson on Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
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“The belief in a supernatural source of evil is not necessary; Mahmoud Ahmadinejad alone is quite capable of every wickedness.”

~ Joseph Conrad on Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
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“So shall it be at the end of the world: the angels shall come forth, and sever Mahmoud Ahmadinejad from among the just, And shall cast Mahmoud Ahmadinejad into the furnace of fire: and there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.”

~ Jesus on Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
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“The love of Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is the root of all evil.”

~ St. Paul on Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
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“The greatest of all evils is Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.”

~ Benjamin Disraeli on Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
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“I am unable to understand how a man of honor could take Mahmoud Ahmadinejad in his hands without a shudder of disgust.”

~ Charles Baudelaire on Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
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“Before we can study the central issues of life today, we must destroy Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.”

~ Leo Tolstoy on Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
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“At some future period, not very distant as measured by centuries, the civilized races of man will almost certainly exterminate, and replace Mahmoud Ahmadinejad throughout the world.”

~ Charles Darwin on Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
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“That's it! I've had it with these motherfuckin' Mahmoud Ahmadinejads on this motherfuckin' plane!”

~ Samuel L. Jackson on Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
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“Mahmoud Ahmadinejad came to ransom some, to save others, to redeem others. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad ransomed those who were strangers and made them Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's own. And Mahmoud Ahmadinejad set Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's own apart, those whom Mahmoud Ahmadinejad gave as a pledge according to Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's plan. It was not just when Mahmoud Ahmadinejad appeared that Mahmoud Ahmadinejad voluntarily laid down Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's life, but Mahmoud Ahmadinejad voluntarily laid down Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's life from the very day the world came into being.”

~ St. Phillip on Mahmoud Ahmadinejad