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Human, is Human, it is flesh, it is MAN. If we forget the fact that we are humans, we become "gods" to ourselves. We walk around as though we are "gods" amongst other men. And trust me...the deepest, darkest sense of evil usually sprouts from Man's ability to glorify himself above other men in the lumination of a god or goddess. The most dangerous scenario is that one where the people start celebrating the existence of a single man as though he was a god, and they worship him.

For this reason, I think humanitarian work can be misleading, and to some it is just a stepping stone into the arena of the "gods". I know a number of "well-doers" who are merely concerned with the FAME, the HONOR, the RECOGNITION. Perhaps they started off in great devotion to the people around them, but success has swallowed them up, and this I know: They would rather be called 'a Saint' than have people take heart in the actual community work. Yes, it is important to be recognized, YES, it is important to have a lot of publicity and YES, it is important to be well-known in order to promote the good work, but if you are more concerned about your name and your position, you will fail to serve the people with all your heart, because your heart is in a different place.

I would rather do no project at all, than to vulture up the lives of people in order to get my 15 minutes of fame. (These are my words today, please remind me of them if my actions in current or future times defer in the slightest from the clear statement I just made.)

The scariest part is that we often do not realise that we are intending to glorify ourselves through our work. You just wake up one morning and you realise that you are sitting on your own little thrown, and the people you cared about once are far out of reach. The good news is that, you are able to climb down there. It has happened to me often, especially in the time after Davos, the local media called on me and I was invited to important meetings in Windhoek, I lost touch with the things I REALLY cared about. I was unhappy and I had no idea why. Later I realised that I was walking away tall. In reality, the work of a humanitarian who cares more about his own reputation than anything else is justifiably EVIL and not GOOD. Does it make a difference nevertheless? Yes it does. Does it save lives? Yes, it does. Then it is GOOD? Yes, it is, but it is not honest, not pure, not sincere, and in a sense....not REAL. It is JUSTIFIABLY EVIL.

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Polish people, who are Satan's and Tamia's friends
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Bhagavad Gita,
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The Sutras
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you only care about the
Kama Sutra, pervert

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Clash of the Titans
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Humor at Oscar Wilde's expense I Am Your Father

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Holders of lion keys to Ultra Jesus
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