User:Materialist

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This user joined the Folding@home Team, because he/she has nothing better to do with his/her computer.

241 This user has contributed 241 pints points to the Uncyclopedia Folding@home Team.

en-N This user is a native speaker of English.

17-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of 1337.

ht-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of HTML.

ns-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Newspeak.

ow-1 This user understands some of the quotes by Oscar Wilde.

fh-G This user does not speak Fuckhead and furthermore believes Fuckhead to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Fuckhead.

This user is American ...and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

Member of the Order

[edit] Who am I, you say

Materialist = awesome / pie + american + x^e
while
x = LongCat − 1
and
1 / e = BroadCat

[edit] Stuff I helped with/made

Made Bad Religion
Made JK
Made Transhumanism