User:Matt lobster

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[edit] In the factory

• Jailbait Earth Creationists
• Lionel Richie Ceiling Dance Conspiracy Theory

[edit] Dunked

• UnNews:No Such Thing As Swine Flu Admits Aussie PM

• UnNews:TV Series The Wire Threatens Nothing Short of Middle Classes Extinction‎

• UnNews:Judge Almost Accidentally Gives Chris Brown Civilian Sentance

• UnNews:All Sins Jesus Died for Used Up

• UnNews:Man who claimed to have found God arrested for wasting police time

• Creationist Views on Australia - I think it's alot funnier than anyone else does. Oh well, I'll read it and giggle at my own self-declared brilliance.

• Parkinson disease - I think I drink too much.

• Star Trek (British Version) - I'm not quite sure I know where I'm going with this.

• Used Goods - Don't really know where I'm going with this one.

• British Sitcoms - Come on Britain

• What's-his-name off that thing

• Atheist Jesus - Don't know why I got involved with this.

• F9 - Don't know why I did this.

• UnNews:Rain falls on United Kingdom

• UnNews:England steadies itself for public drinking ban

• Football Focus - Ehhh Seemed like a good idea at the time. It was a funny time.

• Effects of Alcohol - eh