User:Maya the Sim Master

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Because of their so-called intelligence, the so-called experts at Wikipedia will never have a proper article about Maya the Sim Master. We are sorry for their blatant retardedness.
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...and belongs to the human race, the only real race on Earth!

This user is sorry to inform you that they are addicted to Sims, 'arry Potter and Internet. Oh, and Voldy rulz :P