User:Methamphetamine!
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5/20/1993-1/5/2009 AND YOU NEVER CALLED The Ghost of Methamphetamine
(23:57 01-6-2009)
I wonder how being joke-banned feels like...
I've noticed nobody's noticing that my entire signature is in Japanese. Sire それは驚くばかりの性交である!! -4- (19:01 11-22-2008)</big>
Methamphetamine. A person for 16 years, 6 months and 2 days. When that says 16 years, try saying "Happy Birthday" in the awesom sexiest way possible.
| This user has been on Uncyclopedia for 2 years, 4 months and 13 days. |
Edits so far, 2,219 (Updated monthly)
My two favorite places in the world (of Uncyclopedia): VFD, VFH
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Socialism: You have two cows. You give one to your neighbor
Communism: You have two cows. You give them to the Government, and the Government then gives you some milk.
Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
Naziism: You have two cows. The Government shoots you and takes the cows.
Russian company: You have two cows. You drink some vodka and count them again. You have five cows. The Russian Mafia shows up and takes however many cows you have.
Californian company: You have a million cows. Most of them are illegals.
Uncyclopedian Sysop: You have two cows. Both of them are banned.
Don't take most of the things I take seriously. I may be just fucking with you. Don't you like it?
“No, you dumbfuck, Bisexual Pride is like Gay Pride, just with the love of pussy added.”
~ Methamphetamine! on Bisexual Pride
“Actually, you're the dumbfuck, for some reason Dykes are allowed at gay-pride festivities too, and they bring with them the love of pussy. Just thought I'd point that out to you.”
~ Orian on The above quote
“Goes great with cola!”
~ RT on Methy
Quote of the Day (UPDATED 15:53, 23 November 2008 (UTC)):
“We will, we will, fuck you.”
~ Fred on We Will Rock You
Welcome to my page. It was a pleasure having you, <insert name here>. Sit down, have some meth, and enjoy my userpage before you start hallucinating and fucking everything.
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Yeah, I'm adopting! Brace yourself, 2 spaces (and 299 lines of cocaine) left!
[edit] Pee
Peeing is great. It relieves your system of whatever liquids got in there that turned into acid, and it prevents your kidneys from a splode. For your convenience, here's some article I relieved my kidneys on from oldest to newest. (It shows in order, Pee, Article, Score, In-depth)
- How To Vandalize an article (Page deleted, Abandoned) 14.8,No
- C&C3:Tiberium Wars (Article) 45.1,Yes
- How to throw a fireball (article) 43.5,No
- Glados (Article) 43.4,Yes,VFHFail
- 4 Minutes (Article) 38.65,Yes
- Czechoslovakia (Article) 19.1,No
- Yay for killing babies! (Article) 42.95,No
- Ne-Yo (Article) 17.5,Yes
- WTF? $186,000 for fucking molten steel? (Article) 38.8
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Methamphetamine! Has Been Awarded Official Thankies By YesTimeToEdit! This Is Not Just Thankies. This Is Unofficial YesTimeToEdit Official Thankies. |
This user possess the newbie rank of Mud Grunt, is a Cult Peasant and have Cow Moo power over all non-cult members.
| Member of the Order of Uncyclopedia This person has successfully registered on Uncyclopedia. They should be proud of themselves for making such a smart move. |
Cowbell Operator of the Month August 2008
 Nominated for Weiner of the MonthThis user has been nominated for the Weiner of the Month Award—you can vote for them or nominate your favourite users at Weiner of the Month.
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| REGRETTENENBAUM has awarded you a "special" cookie for listing me as a friend and being an all-around cool dude. Can we set up a date?
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 is hereby granted to: Methamfetamine for his/her ability to breathe. --Uncyclopedia HowTo  |
[edit] Biography
Friends on here: <sign your name if you are one> YesTimeToEdit, Isshiki Kotonashi, Regret Tenenbaum, Orian57, SponsorshipSucks (Although I despise you, I am related to you.).
IGN?: Yeah.
CNET Entertainment?: Mmm-hmm.
Style of Comedy: Various, most commonly sexual
Style of Article: Crazy Incoherent Rambling
[edit] Userbox crap
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| This user is a member of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy. "We're after your children and pets." |
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| PS2 | This user enjoys playing games on a PlayStation 2 as it's just as good as a PS3. |
| This user plays games on the Nintendo GameCube as they broke their window with the Wii remote and can't afford another. |
| This user kicks butt at Tetris: not that that's anything to be proud of. |
| This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy. |
| LV-4 | This user considers him/herself an expert gamer and so begs borrows or steals just enough money to pay for their electricity. |
| This user hates religion and is a sinner through and through! |
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HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, available at Walgreens. |
| This user is right-handed.
In Latin they would be dexter. | 
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| This user's IQ is 105. |
| This user is a grue and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over? |
| This user is a reincarnation of DotJasperDotNot. |
| 15 | This user is 15 years old. Woop-ti-doo. |
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This user is bisexual and so gets more than their fair share. |
| ♂ | This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails. |
| So hand it over. NOW. (List of users who NEED caffeine) |
| ∞ | This user is an ageless Immortal or so they like to think. |
| This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies |
| teen | This user is a teenager and so hangs around bus stops in large intimidating groups and beats up old ladies for drug money. Probably. |
| DR | This user created the Escape from California trilogy. 1(Short Story) |
| /\ | This user created The American Stoner Association |
| DRDEMO | This user has won Death Row 1:Escape from Death Row. S/he has only just begun. |
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This user is American ...and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians) |
| usb | This user likes to use userboxes. |
| \m/ | This user is a metalhead, prone to wearing offensive shirts and headbanging to really loud music. Metalheads also have long hair, but are not to be confused with hippies. |
| NO | This user doesn't care. |
| MEH | This user redefines lazy. |
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| THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS. |
| This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla. |
| This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover. |
| 2280+ | This user has over 2280 edits. |
| This user is part of the Family... You've been warned.... |
| us-P | This f****r speaks American English heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy. |
| us-N | This user is a native speaker of American English. |
| uk-P | This f****r speaks Correct English heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy. |
| uk-4 | This user speaks Correct English at a near-native level. |
| [[Español | es-P]] | This f****r speaks Español heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy. |
| [[Español | es-3]] | This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Español . |
| it-P | This f****r speaks Italian heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy. |
| it-2 | This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Italian. |
[edit] And they all died. Now get the fuck out of my house!
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[edit] Best Statement Ever
“My friends threw me a party, I knew that I was sunk
We strip right down, all night long got really drunk
Dancing with my naked friends, boy that's the life
As a matter of fact, to hell with my wife”
- ~ Ryan Stiles, US Version of Who's Line is it Anyway?
[edit] Is my sig too long?
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METHAMPHETAMINE! ZOMG HOLY SHIT (14:52 07-16-2009)
No!
