User:Mhaille

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Welcome to Isle of the Mighty.

Drink ye a flaggon of mead and harken to the tales of the Elder Days



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Mhaille

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Born of an Age of Heroes, Mhaille left the Elder Kingdoms and his ancestral home to stalk the world as an adventurer, a guardian for the weak and feebleminded, a friend to the needy, a warrior-poet. His exploits in far enchanted lands such as Wigan, Euthanasia and Wales are the stuff of legends.

After many years in the wilderness, Mhaille found his way to the semi-mythical land of Uncyclopedia and there joined a band of heroes of great reknown - Todd the Todd, slayer of Great Crudness; Keitei the Bewildering, Handmaiden of Sophia; Splarka of the Unfeasibly Large Wang; Cody the Occasionally Vague; Fenris-Dawg the Bitey; Arsey O'Murphy, 12th Earl of Europia; and Marcus Malo the Never Present. Together they serve Emperor Chron in his never ending battle against the Forces of Crudness. And turned them fabulous.

Halls of the Fallen

Sonnet the Hedgehog.

Many come to this place in pilgrimage, in fulfillment of a great and dangerous quest, or to just avoid any reference to Euroipods, but all are invited to share the many feasting halls. Wild boar and flowing mead, good company and many fine tales. Wild boar, flowing mead, good company and fine tales not included.

Join us today! Waes Hail!!!

Ancient Laws of Uncyclopedia

There are only two rules originally carved into the head of the Oracle at Delphi:

  • Be funny and not just stupid.
  • Be not a dick.

Adherence to these laws will make Uncyclopedialand a better place. Don't forget to come and visit us in Uncyclopedialand.

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Past Winners

Words of Wisdom

"Two pidgeons and a duck, a summer, do not make"

Works of Art

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Did you know...

  • ...that Mhaille is a UKer?
  • ...that he is an administrator and might smite you?
  • ...that he has the best trimmed moustache and goatie in the whole of Uncyclopedia-land?
  • ...that smitings may be reduced by small gifts (money, cake, sex, etc) or kind words here or here.
Mhaille supports the AAN Campaign. He cares. Do you?
Mhaille also supports England's most successful football team

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Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

Oscar Wilde | Thermopylae | Rogue Punchlines (with Bradaphraser} | Uncyclopedians | Uncyclopedia:Imaginary Admin Guidelines | Uncyclopedia:Useless Gobshite of the Month | Uncyclopedia:AAN | Fire and Brimstone | Socks Addiction | Goa Tse (with Suresh} | Minge | 7-Up | 7 degrees of separation | 7 Spheres of Hell | Kate Bush | The Gay Team | Gollum | Wildeboys | Welsh Expansionalist Movement | Persistent vegetative state | Star Wars Marital Aids | Glaswegia | Mount Asshat | Double Entendre | Wilhelm Scream | Euthenasia | Bird Flu | Blame somebody else (with Keitei) | HowTo:Be a Pimp | Phil Latio | Superhero Relocation Program | Arthur C. Clarke | Making up Arthur C. Clarke quotes | Worst 100 TV Programs of All Time | Noel Coward | Making up Noel Coward quotes | Holocaust Tycoon | Voynich Manuscript | Front | Wikiterrorism | Patriotism (with Claudius Prime and Todd Lyons) | Alive | Solipsism | Anaïs Nin (with Claudius Prime) | Biggles | The KTs | Shot your fuck up | Concentrated Camp | Klaatu Barada Nikto | Neolithic Age | Bjesus | Cheap Ho' Barbie | Saint Helens | Wigan | Good thing | Hinduism | Duck proverbs | Schrödinger's cat | Manchester United | The Guyver | Doctor Doom | Prog Rock | Worst 100 Songs About Seagulling of All Time | Angry Ovaries | Del.icio.us | The Diary of Anne Frank | Jingo | Adobe Potatochop {with Hindleyite} | Manfred Mann | UnBooks:The Adventures of Baron Ringpiece | Jimbo and the Jet Set | Merde, She Wrote | Cockney Rebel | The Wicker Man | Googlewhack | Kanab Ambersnail | Artificial Pseudoscientology | Carry On Films | Sapir–Whorf Hypothesis | Mourning Wood | Server Farm | UnBooks:Hergé's Erotic Adventures of Tintin | Norman Wisdom | Fagpuss | UnBooks:Erogenous Zones and Difficulties in Overcoming Finding Them | The Bunfight at the OK Corral (with Asahatter) | Dead Nigger Storage | Hannah Montana | Politically Incorrect Pantomimes | Social Commentary | Frances Farmer Will Have Her Revenge on Seattle | Uncyclopedia:No Climbing Linda Ronstadt dressed as Spider-Man | I'm an Ascended Master.....Get Me OUT of Here! | Quagmire Blinkinsop and the Space-Monkeys of Uranus | HowTo:Play the SkinFlute | Tit Shortage of 1776 | Horatio Hornblower | If you loved THAT, you’ll love THIS | Jew Claw (with Severian) | Micky the Mong | The Phallic School of Architecture | How To:Write An Article That Stands No Chance Of Featuring On Uncyclopedia | How To:Survive a Japanese Game Show | Lewd Acts of the Apostles (with Prettiestpretty and TheLedBalloon) | You Don't Mess with the Zohar | A Guide to Snark Hunting - An Edwardian Gentlemen's Companion (with Multiliteralist) | Eadweard Muybridge, Zoopraxographer | Emo Rap (with Multiliteralist) | Duke Nukem Forever | The Rubens Diet

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