User:Miley Spears

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Hi. I'm Miley Spears. Don't expect to find me here on weekends. I spend my weekends sitting on the toilet.

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Contents 1 Edits 2 Articles I created 3 Articles I majorly revised 4 Articles I'm secretly working on (or planning to) so don't tell 5 Articles on my User Page 6 Pee Reviews 6.1 I Peed on Somebody 6.2 Somebody Peed on Me 7 Who's your Daddy? And Mommy? 8 Who's your Baby? 9 Awards and Nominations 10 My Annoying User Boxes 11 Footnotes

[edit] Edits

729 = Edits I made during my first month (if you don't count that one day) (Discordian note: 23.5+ per day^[1])

Special:Editcount/Miley Spears = Edits I've made since I started here (if you do count that one day)

[edit] Articles I created

Featured Article: Brooke Shields This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.

• End of the Internet (I made it a blank page. Cool? No, they redirected it).
• Jamie Lynn Spears (want to Pee on Jamie Lynn?)
• Ricardo Montalbán
• UnNews:Police shoot pet Chihuahua dead after giving it warning

[edit] Articles I majorly revised

• Catsup
• God (Imperial Colonization Project)
• PETA

[edit] Articles I'm secretly working on (or planning to) so don't tell

• Discordian American Princess
• Pedobear (who was conceived at User:Miley Spears/Pedobear)

[edit] Articles on my User Page

• People who are not me (NSFW user page article)
• People who are me (NSFW user page article)

[edit] Pee Reviews

Some people have peed on me and I've peed on people too!

[edit] I Peed on Somebody

• Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/UnNews:"Cash for Clunkers" to end Monday, American car companies overjoyed
• Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/HowTo:Explain fist-fucking to your children
• Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/User:MacMania/Cartoon physics (Just a little)
• Uncyclopedia:Pee_Review/UnNews:An_Open_Letter_from_"Protect_the_Overtly_Offensive_Foundation"_(QUICK!_second_time)
• Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/UnNews:GLAAD demands apology from WoW Kid for defamation
• Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Diary

[edit] Somebody Peed on Me

• Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization/project (God)‎
• Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Brooke Shields‎
• Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/User:Miley Spears/Chihuahua shot
• Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/User:Miley Spears/Pedobear news‎
• Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/PETA‎

[edit] Who's your Daddy? And Mommy?

I'm the daughter of Goddess Discordia and Discordian Cainad, which makes me a Discordian American Princess and a Goddess.

[edit] Who's your Baby?

This user has adopted Why do I need to provide this?.

My son's been nominated for Noob of the Month!
So now I'm a proud Mommy!

[edit] Awards and Nominations

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/0/07/CUN.png Commander of the Order

• Noob of the Month Nominee (2X) (August 2009). Disqualified on a technicality^[2] both times. Oh well.

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

	Rejoice, Miley Spears! You have been entitled to the Golden Shower Award
	For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

• Useless Gobshite of the Month Nominee (September 2009). Feel free to vote for/against/whatever!

[edit] My Annoying User Boxes

See my beginning collection of self-made user boxes at User:Miley Spears/Userboxes or see lots more at Uncyclopedia:Templates/Userboxes.

If you don't count that one day, this user has been on Uncyclopedia for 3 months and 28 days.

This user has been blocked 1 time.

This user is a Discordian -- at least in some sense.

This user is a Discordian. If you don't know what that means, consult your pineal gland. Perhaps the Goddess will tell you, if She feels like it. Maybe not. She might be in one of Her moods.

This user likes to edit while naked.

This user likes to pee on people do Pee Reviews.

Member of the Order of Uncyclopedia This person has successfully registered on Uncyclopedia. They should be proud of themselves for making such a smart move.

[edit] Footnotes

1. ↑ 23 and 5 are both holy Discordian numbers. I didn't plan it this way, honest. It just happened. By Goddess Eris
2. ↑ If you want a chance at NotM, don't be here for one day, be gone for a month and a half, and then edit like crazy. If you're only here for one day and then come back much later, start a new account, fool!