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George Washington
George Washington
Personal info
Nationality American
Date of birth 1732
Place of birth Virginia
Date of death 1799
Place of death Mount Vernon, Virginia
First Lady Martha Washington (fugly)(aka not hot)
Political career
Order 1st President
Vice President John Adams
Prime Minister Ran in 1965 election
Term of office April 30, 1789March 4, 1797
Preceded by A cherry tree
Succeeded by John Adams
Political party Treasonous Asshole

George Washington (February 22, 1732 – December 14, 1799) served as the first President of the United States of America (1789–1797), and led the Continental Army to victory over the Kingdom of Great Britain in the American Revolutionary War (1775–1783). He is regarded by most Americans as the father of their nation and one of America's greatest presidents and Founding fathers. However, the British rightly know George Washington as a slave owning unbelieving treasonous bastard and an overall dipshit.


George Washington hobbies include:

  • Rebelling against his Lawful and Most Benevolent & Wide King
  • Breaking oaths of allegiance
  • Slave Owning
  • Slave Raping. Washington had no children, if one doesn't spend the night in a harlots bedchamber, one would have about 13 children, like our beloved King George III
  • Not believing in the Trinity.