User:MrKane

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“In Soviet Russia, Kane is YOU!!”

“OMFG WTF LOL LOL LOL”

~ Your Mum on Kane

“If you quote yourself, you are stupid...and a evil person”

~ User:MrKane on Kane

Guns Don´t Kill People. Me Either.
Hope someday God joins the GNU

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Jsbach-bass.jpg This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.


Who I Am?[edit]

Who knows?. I´m just a boy of... i like this site. and, of course like every man in the universe, i love The Republic

and..ehrrr. I live in Argentina, Crazy thing, isn´t it?. i Study (and Work). Also i Wrotte stuff for Uncyclopedia and Wikipedia. But not much!, just a few perfect-looking modifications (not really)

WTF Is This?[edit]

This Is Google
This is My Blogger

Favourite Stuff[edit]

Your Mum
The Internet
Java
Primus
WikiHeaven
Evangelion
Hellsing
His Mum
and the list goes...

Talk With Me![edit]

if you want... and insist...

Msn[edit]

  i(dot)kane(at)hotmail.com

Mail, Heavy Stuff and Bombs[edit]

  niko(dot)kane(at)gmail.com


Facts About Kane[edit]

  • You are Not MrKane
  • Me is MrKane
    • In fact, MrKane is You, Me, He, I and Nobody. NOT at the same time, just in the Right time (like: Now, I Am MrKane, and You are not. In your situation, I is You and He is MrKane. Also, in that moment, He is Me and Nobody is MrKane, Except for Me, or I, or NOT You. But this fact can be rejected by Me if I am the reader of this article/self-steam stuff, clearly demonstrating that You (in this moment) are NOT Me, or the reader of this article. Understanding this may cause your head to explode, or making a telefrag into Me, if you want to be Me Instead of being John Malkovich.
  • You are in some place else, so don´t forget your EndIf
  • MrKane is NOT Important. For Sure. If you are reading this, you can claerly understand the ways of the Jedi, The Sith, and all the Mortal Kombat Kombat-Kodes...or just you are bored.
  • If You are confused right now, Try to think about being Me, but Me is NOT me right now, is just your imagination. So, you must think about being Your Mind, and act like that, dancing Country Music and generating Random Facts about yourself.
    • In The previus fact, , but . In Simple words is clear that:


Failed to parse (syntax error): {\displaystyle \Rightarrow \ You \ne \ MrKane \Rightarrow \ 3,1415926535897932384626433832795/0 = "universe=reboot();" }

  • Puto el que lee.


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APOCALYPSE MEOW
When the end comes, remember, it's all your fault

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Awards[edit]



Award
Certificate of Respiration
is hereby granted to:
MrKane
for his/her ability to breathe.
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