User:MrKane/HowTo:STFU

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“How about a nice coup of SHUT THE FUCK UP?”

~ Everybody on You

STFU, also know as Shut The Fuck Up, is an activity that may be necessary for sustain friendships and humanity. Many people who is silent and talk ONLY when it's necesary, usually shouts or type (or both) "STFU n00b!" to people who talks too much, since they are disturbed by the horrible sound noice generated by the unnecessary talking.

If you have recived the order, recomendation or ultimatum to "STFU", then you must proceed with this guide. If not, then read it anyway, you will become a better human being, and you will be part of our delightfully insane community.

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[edit] Prerequisites

• You must be alive
• You must not die while you are reading this guide
• Try to kill a noob at the same time
• Try to STFU while reading this article which may be hard for those noobs
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