User:MrN9000
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“If you are vegan, are you allowed to swallow semen? Does it depend if it's from a human, or what if it's your own?”
~ Not MrN9000
“I absolutely love dick.”
~ 70.152.166.58 on MrN9000
“MRN9000 IS A STUPID NIGGER”
~ Q.Q.Q. on MrN's apparent ethnic origin
Articles MrN created (Latest first)
- UnScripts:Who built the moon
- Fish Puns (with Under user (featured)
- Clementine Attlee (with Mhaille} (featured)
- The Pun Invasion of Uncyclopedia (featured)
- Eric Clapton
- HowTo:Turn Your Terminator On (with Cajek) (featured)
- Film Criticism (with Cajek)
- Battle of the Sexes (featured)
- Why?:Do a Pee Review (with Cajek) (featured)
- The Color Problem (featured)
- Pointless_Paradox (featured)
- Project Manager
- Moving the goal posts
UnNews
- UnNews:Porn star Nora Batty dies
- UnNews:Toilets refuse to take any more shit
- UnNews:Paedophiles Rejoice Over New Child Database
MrN9000 fixed up
- Gay (with Fag) as it was, well a bit gay...
- The Pee Review guidelines (with Cajek)
- Short pages 1000-0 - He went through the lot. VFDing the really bad stuff, fixing the rest (a bit) and adding pictures where there were none.
- Loads of other pages.
MrN9000 is currently working on has forgotten about
- Neighborhood Watch
- Ranting
- Silence of the Lambs
- How to be Clever and Not Funny - Parody of HTBFANJS which is aimed at taking the piss out of people who write high brow un-funny shit.
- Possession is Nine Tenths of the Law - I'm rather possessive about this one.
- British Censors Screwed - Using real place names linked to Wikipedia pages.
- The Political Incorrect Olympics - An attempt to take the piss out of everyone in the most offensive way possible in one article. One day He will do this...
Maybe he should actually finish some of this bollocks eh?
MrN9000 saved from deletion for posterity
- How to Skin a Cat - This was deleted at VFD for being "sick". He found it funny as hell. - Sometimes Uncyclopedia can be an ass, especially considering that we have articles like Rape, UnBooks:Backstreet Abortionist's Handbook and Why?:Take Your Fish To Work.
- Fat americans - as created by an IP and preserved in its original form. Not everyone found it hilarious, but it was later re-written by AE (who is a skinny American).
Favourite stubs
MrN has read most of the stub articles on the site, and is particularly fond of the following:
- Wartime Profanities Act
- Strawberry Fields
- Whose Line Is It Anyway?
- That time I was nearly raped by a yak during my sojourn in Canada
Awards MrN gives
In desperate attempt to increase his own level of self importance MrN awards the following awards:
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Jolly Good Show! MrN9000 could not help but notice that you have been doing some spiffingly good deeds of late. As such, you have been awarded this rather nice boxy type thing by way of reignition. Congratulations. |
Composure1, Hyperbole, Optimuschris, Sycamore, Gerrycheevers, Sycamore, Roman Dog Bird, SysRq, Mnbvcxz, and Siddhartha-Wolf were all ecstatic to to receive it.
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You are not pants MrN9000 could not help but notice that you are not pants. As such, you have been awarded the Titanium Trousers by way of reignition. Any suggestion that this is a pants award will be treated accordingly... |
Only the following users have been considered worthy of this title: Prettiestpretty , Modusoperandi, Cajek, Under user, Dr. Skullthumper, Heerenveen, Gerrycheevers and MadMax. Most of them assumed it was a pants award. You will notice that Gerrycheevers has won both. That is because Gerry is better than you. Unless you are Gerry, in which case Hi Dude!
Awards from friends associates
Cajek has a 'large box' apparently.
| Cajek has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
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| Cajek has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
An honour indeed
| Under-used Ninjastar I award you an under-used Ninjastar. Rust may have dulled its cutting edge, but it is still a potent symbol. Yes. – UU.
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I love her to bits, but she still has no idea about the difference between trousers and pants.
| Pantsless Ninjastar I wish to award my n00bdaddy this Pantsless Ninjastar because he hasn't yet tried to put me out of my misery and thinks I may (or may not) have potential. Also he has apparently managed to actually teach me something. I think. Oh, nevermind... *scurries off to get some fluffy bunny slippers, a newspaper and a pipe...*Oh, and thanks for nominating me for the n00b of the Month! –Luverly |
A gift from SysRq...
| ...Plungerman Award(?) For site maintenance stuff, whether it be being active on VFD, writing helpful pee reviews, or other cool behind-the-scenes stuff. My question is, who the fuck is that green guy?
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“Because I can't create a template for decent sorts and then not give it to the most decent sort around. Keep it up sir!”
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Woo! Yay, go you! Under User has decided that you are "quite a decent sort", which is apparently one of his highest terms of praise! This is therefore a good thing, and in accordance with this, he's throwing a party down the manhole to celebrate. Look at him go! You're not invited though. Don't take it personally. |
“I couldn't think of a more appropriate place to test my freshly made template. Thanks for everything.”
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Optimuschris has been informed that you have recently helped him in some way. Therefore he has asked his assistant to create a thank you template for you. He trusts an appropriate image has been included. An image every bit as unique and personal as he's assured his recent interaction with you has been. |
“For making that page in that place better that one time.”
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| Modusoperandi has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
| REGRETTENENBAUM has awarded you a "special" cookie for fixing up all my talk page trouble!
(there's weed in it) |
| Cyber Ninjastar For your assistance with Michael Jackson last night and your amazing ability to wield that opsteeq like no other. –SysRq
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Penis! Sockpuppet of an unregistered user could not help but notice that you have been doing some spiffingly good deeds of late. As such, you have been awarded this rather nice boxy type thing by way of penis pornography. |
 | Mean Administrator Award
This administrator has often deleted perfectly good user created redirects or one line articles, undone very funny multiple moves, banned users who only blanked a couple of dozen pages, or otherwise abused their powers. |
Well, MrN came here first because he was interested in wikis and wanted to better understand how they worked. Wikipedia is far to structured in that it is possible to define on the whole what content should be in the wiki based on what is fact. MrN considered Uncyclopedia to be far more interesting than Wikipedia, as it is based on the more subjective perspective of humour. After a short time he met some cool people and fell in love with the place.
Mostly MrN does not write new articles, but enjoys fixing up old ones, and helping out with site maintenance. His particular focus is more aimed at the wiki as a whole rather than just the articles which are featured on the front page.
In terms of article style, MrN enjoys anything which makes him laugh, but is particularly fond of encyclopaedic articles. The concept of Uncyclopedia being a parody of wikipedia is of particular interest to him. Why MrN insists on writing in the third person on his userpage know one really knows, but they assume it's cos he's a bit of a dick.
 Who's this guy in the middle with the snowboard? |
 Explanation not required. |
 This is not his wildebeest (he never poses for photographs.) |
 A naked sockpuppet. |
 Nice. |
