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It's over 9000!

Well, I'm not one of those chaps to constantly check his edit size (OK, I am), but I just could not help but notice. OK, I know most of them were adding VFD templates, but one does sometimes feel the need to peek. As such I consider that I am now truly over 9000, and as such have adopted a new sig to identify myself as such. Also, and obviously and such... Pants. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 17:09, May 11

dood! CONGRATULATIONS! What were the 9000th and 9001st edits?   Le Cejak <May 11, 2008 [17:11]>
Both edits to the Crimewatch UK article! Kinda appropriate considering I thought... :-) MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 17:14, May 11
(edit conflict) Gotta go for 5 figures now, join the elite! (Also, I had No. 9001 as Talk:Gordan Brown, but I overanalyse these things a lot, so meh). —– Sir Hv » | Talk | Contribs | KUN | UotM | RotM | VFH | Kidney | 11/05 17:19
Hmm, /me checks... Yes, looks like you are correct HV! HOW THE HELL DID YOU KNOW THAT??? Dam HV, you are just too good. You probably also know about that other thing? You know, the thing with the thing? You got to promise not to tell anyone about that one dude. It was a long time ago, and I'm sure everyone does not really want to know... MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 17:24, May 11

Removal of my template

I agree with you, templates all over a page are annoying. However, the template I added to Mordor Jalapenos had a direct relation to the page (Gimli is from Middle-Earth, where Mordor is located), and it's not like I added some completely random template just for the hell of it. So I ask you: Can I put my template back on the page? * Flumpa 19:56, 11 May 2008 (UTC)

Tricky... Well, it's not my article, it's Cajek's, so I guess he is the best person to ask if it's helping the article. I would be surprised if he thinks it does, but I may be wrong. I see what you are trying to do there, but generally people do find this kind of template annoying. If you want to show appreciation of the article, why not do so on the talk page, or vote using the new voting system? If you really want to put this template back on, I will not revert you again, but do not be surprised if Cajek removes it as soon as he logs on. If he does, I suggest you then leave it be.
On another note... I had a look through your contributions... Looks like you have not really edited very many articles. From your 189 contributions so far only 4 (including the one mentioned above) were actually editing articles in the main space. Maybe the best thing for you to do would be to make some contributions to current articles, or maybe even create a new one of your own. I think that if you do that, you will get a better "feel" for what makes a good article and also what other editors are likely to appreciate. It's easy to add templates, it's not so easy to write quality stuff... We have had users before who have gotten into trouble adding templates like this one, and I'm really just trying to save you from going down that route.
Gosh! I just read back through what I wrote above, and it does all sound a bit formal! Sorry about that, and I hope you don't think I'm trying to tell you what to do. As you probably know, I'm not an admin here, and so what I say is only friendly advice based on my own experiences... Enjoy. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 20:17, May 11
Well, I'm sort of inclined to say that I created a new account about halfway through my Uncyc career, and in my last account, I made three articles, one of which was nominated to be featured. Don't ask me why I decided to point that out... just trying to retain some of my non-noob reputation, I guess. * Flumpa 20:50, 11 May 2008 (UTC)
So you are ? Why create a new account? Had you not done so, it would sure have saved me a fair amount of typing! MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 21:00, May 11
sannse told me the best method would be to create a new account, and Dr. Skullthumper is not a nice man :( * Flumpa 21:24, 11 May 2008 (UTC)
Ah, got ya... I get there in the end. Sometimes anyway... MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 21:55, May 11
Is there a beef between you and Skull, Flumpa?   Le Cejak <May 11, 2008 [22:15]>
There's some pork between Skull and I, Cajek. I dunno about beef, though. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 22:20 May 11
Not really a beef, I guess just got off on the wrong foot here. * Flumpa 00:00, 12 May 2008 (UTC)

Long-delayed thankings

Guyonfire.jpg Err...
Hey, sorry I'm, uhh, a little bit late on the thanks for this thing... I've been really, really, busy. Anyways, thanks for voting, and, with any luck, those delusional fools will let me out of this hell-hole soon.
I'm going to burn you all!

Hey, absence makes the heart grow fonder, amirite? - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora.JPG (Nyah, see, nyah!) 00:31, May 13

UnSignpost: May 15th, 2008

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:57, 15 May 2008 (UTC)


Genericband.jpg FUCK YEAH!

Congratulations for voting for Washed Up 70's Rock Band! We know all of our fans out there appreciate us, and wish for us to continue making music! Also, each and everyone of you will be receiving a free copy* of our new album, Last Chance to Make Money Before We Die!

*Not actually free. Or an album. You'll be lucky if you even get half a song.

Thanks for the vote - UnIdiot | GUN.png | Talk | Contribs - 19:03, May 15

HowTo:Turn Your Terminator On

You like this article as much as I do. Therefore, you're a half-writer of it, and it has become a collab between you and I.   Le Cejak <May 17, 2008 [3:27]>

Cool, dude. Thanks for giving me the ack on this one. :) John Connor (in his book "Cajek is being very generous") said of the matter... "I think it's gets a bit pant's towards the end, but we can make this one VFH worthy with a bit more effort... I'm struggling on the terminator porn thing though!" MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 03:32, May 17
I'll take a look at it. As soon as I saw your edits, I was laughing. Good stuff! THE's contests always involve some kind of kinky sex joke in them. Well, except the first one, but that was just practice. How soon until VFH do you think? I think it's pretty damn close...   Le Cejak <May 17, 2008 [3:35]>
I think it needs a bit more work here and there, by yea, it's close. It's a bit lame here and there though still. I don't like the "To have Fun" bit much... It's almost my bedtime though, so I'm not sure if I can do much more tonight. :) MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 03:39, May 17
You're good at figuring out what is... "pants"... so have a look at my edits, and we can figure something out.   Le Cejak <May 17, 2008 [3:40]>

Template stuff and Brian Peppers

I read Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion and Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy and the deletion template on the article's page. None of them had instructions for how to do the proper templates. If Uncyclopedia can't be bothered indicating how to template properly, why should I be bothered myself?

Instead, I followed Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy's instruction of "List the page on VFD as a heading". Thanks, Andjam 12:54, 18 May 2008 (UTC)

Great - I have to look at the wikisyntax to find out how to do the nomination. Never mind. Andjam 13:05, 18 May 2008 (UTC)

I dunno what you mean by wikisyntax, but all MrN wanted you to do was add it like this to the top of the list of VFD entries:
==[[Article name]]==
The trick is to copy everyone else. Blend in. Don't make a splash. Don't rock the boat. Give in to peer pressure, that's what I'm saying. All the cool kids are doing it. Cheers, - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora.JPG (Nyah, see, nyah!) 16:22, May 18
Yea, thanks Led. UU has left an awesome description of the process here: [1] also. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 16:26, May 18

If I do get banned, it'll be more of a reflection on Uncyclopedia than on me. Andjam 00:50, 19 May 2008 (UTC)

I guess you are right. Just don't do it again. Oh, and you are part of Uncyclopedia, just like me and everyone else who CHOOSES to edit here. None of us are paid, and we are all here to have fun. Let's do that shall we? MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 00:56, May 19
I'm just here for the whores and the booze. Never could quite find them though. ~ 07:57, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
Are you refering to Uncyclopedia or somewhere else?--— Sir Sycamore (talk) 08:29, 19 May 2008 (UTC)

Thanks fo Vote

Thanks for apprciating my Whoring and for voting for my article;)--— Sir Sycamore (talk) 08:27, 19 May 2008 (UTC)

I'm not sure if you actually intended it, to work out like that, but I must say I was impressed with the way you took advantage of the opportunity. Rather classy actually. ;-)... MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 08:50, May 19

A shiny new award for you

Put it wherever you fancy. It's none of my business what you get up to, I'm sure! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 14:12, May 19

Ta for that

I always forget Ban Patrol nowadays, must be getting senile! Thanks for covering, man. ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 19/05 16:56

No probs dude. I would give up on the reverting for a second or two if you want. This asshole is going nowhere. Unless you want to keep going, in which case! Hea, why not! I suspect it takes him more effort to do it than it does you to revert, which is kinda funny. ;) Now I wonder where them sleeping admins are... MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 17:02, May 19
Oh, balls. That's the main page. Better keep reverting I guess! MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 17:02, May 19

Thank You For Your Imput On Super Smash Bros. Brawl

Hey, MrN9000! I read your comment on my Brawl discussion page. I was really happy to see somebody write such a long comment. I can honestly say that because you wrote that, I feel a lot more inspired to work hard on it. I've only been a member here for less than two weeks, and I've already recieved an encouraging comment, so you can see why it made me so happy. I'll keep in touch, and if I need any help, I'll be sure to let you know. I probably will need some noobish questions answered in the near future, as I am not fully accustomed to Uncyc yet. Anyway, I should get started on my writing for today. Have a good one, man!

--Hylian Archer 15:26, 22 May 2008 (UTC)

Hea, no problem dude. Feel free to ask any questions you need to. I hope you understood what I was saying about it being a hard page to write, but I think it's great that you are having a go. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 20:16, May 22

UnSignpost: May 22nd, 2008

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 20:15, 22 May 2008 (UTC)

Unidentified man in green firing turret

How'd you like it, out of curiousity?   Le Cejak <2:13, 23 May 2008>

You're too late with your whoring. I'm already editing it. I think it should be written in a slightly more serious style. Keep the same idea, not really change much in the paragraphs, but make it a bit more "serious". What do you think? MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 02:17, May 23
example?   Le Cejak <2:28, 23 May 2008>
Better start? I think I have actually taken out some good stuff there though. Maybe I will try to work it back in. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 02:57, May 23
Maybe I'm wrong. Having read through a few times, it does work really well as it is. It's probably just need to be made a little more serious... Not too much. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 03:04, May 23
I like your version of the princess leia section better. Your changes to the introduction, however, made it mundane and kinda... meh. So anyway, good job!   Le Cejak <3:38, 23 May 2008>
I agree. Let's take this to the articles talk page... MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 03:39, May 23

Daddy... A little hand here?

I was wondering if you'd happen to know the code snippet for making the header on my user page appear as something else than "User:Luvvy". Can that be done? Me thinks I've seen it done somewhere, but how and where and why and /me smacks herself with a baseball bat so shut up. -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Brainwashed to be British and then some. Certifiably MORE British than You. Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 17:59, 24 May

As that message at the top of the page seems to hint that MrN is otherwise engaged, allow Uncle UU to step in. {{title-left|insert your better, funnier title here}} is what I have seen used, and indeed use myself to achieve my not-lame-at-all "Undercyclopedia" pun thing. Although it doesn't seem to be working on this PC right here and now. Hmm. Can I borrow that baseball bat? I need to make some "technical adjustments" to this PC. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 20:24, May 24
I would have been content on waiting for an undefined period of time for that help, but thanks, Uncle UU, your help is, as always appreciated ^.^ Now just to give it a tweak... *grins* -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Brainwashed to be British and then some. Certifiably MORE British than You. Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 15:26, 27 May
Hey, are we having a family reunion of which I wasn't invited to? ~ 15:28, 27 May 2008 (UTC)
Sabba! *Tacklehugglesmooch!* -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Brainwashed to be British and then some. Certifiably MORE British than You. Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 15:37, 27 May
 :-) MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 15:48, May 27
DADDY! *Cuddlehuggifies Daddy* You're back!!! I've missed you SOOOO much... ;) -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Brainwashed to be British and then some. Certifiably MORE British than You. Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 05:45, 28 May

Is it the 27th already????

That must mean MrN is back to.... uh... what is it you do again? I seem to remember you having wet dreams about terminators... Who are you???   Le Cejak <23:18, 26 May 2008>

Yea, it's a tricky one that article. I have not forgotten about it honest! I have a few new ideas which I'm kicking about too actually. I'm thinking of an UnNews about a revolt from toilets claiming that they have had enough of taking people's shit, and one about the new child database which is being brought in over here. Might do that one from the perspective of a paedophile with him saying what a great thing it is. Times have been tricky from them poor pedos, and this might be just the break they are looking for. I'm kicking through newpages right now though... Congrats on your latest feature! Managed to get it kept at Wookiepedia? Would be cool to have the same article on both sites. HeHe... MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 23:26, May 26
Good article ideas! Don't worry about our terminator article, it's fine for now. As for my VFH, I trolled long and hard through Wookiepedia to get their version of that article featured, in all its 3 sentence glory... unfortunately, they are unidentified man in green firing turret bigots. At first it sounds too specific to be distasteful, but there are A LOT of unidentified men out there, firing their turrets.   Le Cejak <23:30, 26 May 2008>
Trolling? What's that? I meant put your feature up over there. I don't think that would be considered trolling so long as you did not make a fuss about it. Might be funny to see what their reason is when they decide to delete it anyway... A bit of cross wiki generosity? Is an Uncyc feature not even up scratch enough to be kept at Wookipedia? ;) MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 23:39, May 26


Please tell me why I should. The JPS 09:23, 27 May 2008 (UTC)

Personal preference. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 09:22, May 27
Well in that case no. The JPS 09:23, 27 May 2008 (UTC)

boomer! i can't believe him. /cries

Atending urologist.jpg Hello MrN9000, This was going to be a thanks for making Orian57 attending template but then some bum said no and i didn't get the title so basically i'd still like to thank you for the support. and maybe next time. or when RotM comes round.

This may not have been the best picture to use as the man in it stole kidneys for a living. That was Boomers reasoning not my grammer.

hey, i'm not sure if we've really spoken before, thanks for voting ect... also i love the utter britishness of this page! Down with 'pants'! Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog|Icons-flag-gb.pngOrian57.gif 10:59, 28 May 2008 (UTC)

HeHe. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 11:42, May 28

UnSignpost: May 29nd, 2008

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 02:59, 29 May 2008 (UTC)


Hello ther thank you for commenting about my Emocore article I was just wondering to keep it alive what do you think I should add unless I havent fixed it already? Thank you for saying it has potential its my first article so =] The preceding unsigned comment was added by XXxChriscorexXx (talk • contribs)

Hea, thanks for getting in contact with me about this. I have removed the ICU. As a washed up 30 something myself, this is not a subject I could really say much about, but it looks like a decent article to me now. Before you made all these latest changes it just looked a bit like a glorified list of ideas and not really in the encyclopaedic style we try to go for. It's still a bit listy but a lot less so. Maybe if you could convert some of the lists type stuff into a paragraph or two it might work better, but as it is, I think it's fine. Nice job. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 15:52, May 31


Ok, sounds good! Thanks for the review too - chockfull of suggestions and very constructive. Good luck with the gay whoring. --Knucmo2 00:50, 1 June 2008 (UTC)

Cheers, I'm a gluten for punishment. That's one of our most edited pages, and it's a tricky one to get featured! I try... I try... MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 00:53, Jun 1
Really? I'm gluten free myself. Allergies, you know? I'm a glutton for cake though. Mmm, cake! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 08:12, Jun 2
At the age of 10, I had the reading age of an 8 year old. Seriously. Lucky for me they invented computers just in time. Actually my mother is allergic to glutton. No really. Lactose also. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 08:17, Jun 2
I did used to have coeliac disease. Anywho - what do you think of the Baldrick page now? With the images I tried to find a way of adding some more zany ones in which didnt seem arbitrary and would yet be consistent with the whole Blackadder history. Still not VFH, but maybe a few more points can be added to its tally...--Knucmo2 18:07, 2 June 2008 (UTC)
Well I must say it's really getting a lot better. I tossed a few edits in. Anything you like keep, if not revert as you see fit. You are thinking VFH for this??? Well then this will need to be REALLY good. It's not there yet. The voters at VFH can be really fickle, and many are against any pages which could be considered "novelty" pages. This probably fits into the novelty category in that it's not a normal article. If you do want to go for VFH, it's possible, but don't be disappointed if you don't make it no matter how good you can make this however. My suggestions for more improvement? Well, tricky! It's dam good now. But... I suggest you read back through again and again. You obviously understood what I meant when I said it was a bit "lame" in places because most of what I thought was poor has gone now. I think there are a few areas which are still not as good as the others though. Try to figure out which you think these are, and improve them. It's always better to use less words if you can... Do more research, and keep the ideas flowing! I don't know if you like my mods... I might to a few more later after you have had another go at this! Good luck! MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 18:37, Jun 2
I am rather determined to get it there, but it will be a lot of work. I was going to do one on 'Rimmer' from Red Dwarf, but then Red Dwarf is certainly more of a British thing than Blackadder, which seems to have appeal across the pond. But I know what you mean about the regular VFHers. As you've been here longer than I have, I welcome any collaborative input or advice on it. --Knucmo2 13:04, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
The formula to getting something featured on VFH is simple. You make it really funny to lots of people. As your article stands now, it's funny to people who know who Baldrick is. If you can find a way to make it funny to people who are not fans of Blackadder then you are onto a winner. How you do that? Well, if I knew how to make articles really funny I would have a lot more than only 2 features. Sorry! I know that's not much help. I assume you have read HTBFANJS? I know some of the really great writers on Uncyc still regularly go back and read through HTBFANJS over and over again. Perhaps that's not that useful to you right now, but I know it does help. Maybe if you could combine what you have there now with some additional brilliant concept which would make this accessible to non Blackadder fans, that would do it. What that is? Hea, you are writing the article! I'm just some random guy on the net spouting off a load of useless advice. :-) I think there are still some Baldrick related facts which you can squeeze into your article, and I think this would help also. On a last word (for now) I also recommend that you start writing something new to diversify what you are doing. Keep the Baldrick page ticking over in the background, but it is possible to get too hung up on one page. Especially a page which is by its nature difficult to feature. I have learnt this from experience by trying to get Gay featured. For reasons (different to yours) this has been a real nightmare, and I think it's probably time for me to give up... For now anyway. For you though... Keep trying, and good luck! MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 18:05, Jun 3
Ah well, as for diversity, have no fear: I'm currently working on Bank Holiday, Allah's law, UnScripts:Winnegan's Fake (currently up for VFH), Homage to Catatonia and HowTo:Win an Argument. (Probably too many eh?) --Knucmo2 01:57, 4 June 2008 (UTC)
Hang on... I thought that you were a new (ish) user for a while back there! Obviously I should do my homework a bit better. You joined on 26 November 2006 and you are asking me for advice? Lol. I have only been around Uncyc since November last year. So.. Um. Any tips for me? To answer your question, you can obviously handle this many articles, so I see no problem. Sometimes people get carried away creating new articles, and not bothering to finish the old ones off, but you are not doing that. Tis all good. :) MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 02:07, Jun 4
I did join quite a while ago, but as you'll see I took about a year hiatus. I never saw myself committing to the thing like I do now. I think I just developed a sense of humour in that time - and I'm still finding out what my style is. I've just finished writing UnScripts:Calthorpe's Comeuppance. Its my attempt at writing something more accessible - see what you think. Its quite long though. --Knucmo2 19:28, 5 June 2008 (UTC)

God Dammit!

My talk page is only rated at 1 star! You bastards! Everyone! MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 02:40, Jun 1

How about now? Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57.gif Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC! 02:42 1 June 2008
Hea, now that's a bit better. You are obviously a man of discerning tastes and preferences Sir... MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 02:45, Jun 1

You too?

Man, I was starting to think I was the only editor here who'd seen his thirtieth birthday! And thirty-first. Thirty-second. Thirty-third... Dammit. Thanks for reminding me how old I am! /me goes to drink drano he stole from his parents. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN13:00, 2 Jun

How dare you?

Who says MrN can't use MS paint? Oh, you do. Hmm. Photoshop is for girls!

You don't appear to have a South Park image of yourself for me to add to my South Park images of people gallery at the moment. Rectify this shocking oversight, please. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 14:12, Jun 2

It's not paranoia if they are all after you! Thx. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 20:37, Jun 2
I await the arrival of yours with great expectation... MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 20:44, Jun 2
Mine's already on there. You don't think I'd ask people to do what I wouldn't do myself, do you? It's disappointingly normal. Mind you, they didn't seem to have an option to add the facial piercings... --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 20:46, Jun 2
Oh, so UU r! Also, are you sure you are male? MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 20:49, Jun 2
Fairly sure. I mean, I was last time I checked. Who knows what can happen on a tuesday? Also, long hair is stylish. Honest. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 08:37, Jun 3
HOW DARE YOU steal YTTE's meme and tempt me to revive it here? ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 21:54 Jun 2
Stealing? Now that would be mean. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 21:58, Jun 2
YTTE shot who with the what now? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 07:55, Jun 3


To be honest, I had never seen your name before. I just put the name in because I thought it was funny. However, you were here first, so sure, I'll get a new one. My apologies. Noob9000 21:13, 2 June 2008 (UTC) Hea, there are 8999 numbers left! No seriously, you stick with this name if you want, I actually like it. It's just a pain to change names later if you decide to. Seriously, don't change just on my account. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 21:15, Jun 2

It actually would be better to change though. That way people don't get confused or anything between the two of us. I honestly don't mind, I've only had the name for like 2 days, its not going to be the end of the world. Also, its too late, I already made ACDCPres. It's my wikipedia account name, which I think gives it humor. Its like an alter ego or sumthin. Noob9000 21:25, 2 June 2008 (UTC)
Cool dude. So long as you don't use the old one anymore, all is good. I'm this user ID on Wikipedia also. Hang on. Wikipedia? Who the hell is that? MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 21:28, Jun 2
lolz--ACDCPres 21:35, 2 June 2008 (UTC)

Yo, thanks!

I won't do any copy/pastes, so this'll be short.

Thanks for that nice... uh... talk, stuff of you. You see, I'm TOTALLY new here, and this means I have to learn a few things in order to not get banned, and you actually helped me a lot (I thought I had read everything I needed, but you showed me some few others).

K. That's enough of me. And yes, I'm THAT antisocial as I can't speak even in the Internet.

The four... yes...

Bite me. 21:53, 2 June 2008 (UTC) The preceding unsigned comment was added by Falanca (talk • contribs)

No problem. You put one to many ~ on your sig though! Use ~~~~ Have fun. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 21:57, Jun 2

OMG! Someone actually went through the trouble of vandalising my user page? Wow...

I wish to thank you warmly for reverting that twat IP's edits.

I almost didn't have time to feel violated. Thanks Daddy!


-- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Brainwashed to be British and then some. Certifiably MORE British than You. Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 17:54, 3 Jun

No buddy messes with my little girl. Also, yes... It's actually kinda a complement in some sort of messed up way! :-) MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 18:50, Jun 3
I know. Does that mean I'm "popular"? O.o -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Brainwashed to be British and then some. Certifiably MORE British than You. Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 19:10, 3 Jun
I just got vandalized a few days ago. Plus, I was this guy's only target. How honoured do you think I felt? ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 19:15 Jun 3
I'm sure you felt very special... At least you didn't get a full frontal male nude there, did you? - -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Brainwashed to be British and then some. Certifiably MORE British than You. Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 19:46, 3 Jun
Being vandalized is what I live for! I think it's only happened two or three times...   Le Cejak <3:02, 04 Jun 2008>
Yeah right... ;) I'd better ask the powers that be for permission first before I scurry off to make your day... -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Brainwashed to be British and then some. Certifiably MORE British than You. Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 03:14, 4 Jun

Late thanks!

Portrait-of-Homeless-Man-IMG 3825.jpg Thanks, son!
But Uncle Sam didn't thank me! All you bastards can GO TO HELL!! Eh, got any change, son? I sure hope no one writes an incredibly offensive article about me. Wait, where ya goin, son?

Thanks for voting for Veteran.

~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 18:45 Jun 3

Y'know, you don't see many VFH thanks templates about these days, do you?

Don't care. I still use 'em. Here's one now:

Bubbledress.jpg *pop*
Yeah, er, thanks for *pop*
your vote for *pop* that...
oh lord, her whole dress is made of...
*popop* *pop*

That is, me and SysRq still use 'em, obviously. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:07, Jun 4

That actually is a real picture of you isn't it? MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 17:59, Jun 4

UnSignpost: June 5th, 2008

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 05:17, 5 June 2008 (UTC)

So MrN

I was just wondering, you think that I'm a more italic admin? I never considered myself as such....~ 12:10, 5 June 2008 (UTC)

Well you were willing to take the actions necessary regarding at least one user in particular user who shall obviously remain nameless... Your scorched earth policy set an important precedent I feel. I don't think that you ban faster, or delete quicker than you should, but I do think that you might be quicker to take action in cases such as handling a sophisticated cyber bully. For that that I am grateful. :-) MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 12:26, Jun 5
Alright :), I'm trying to avoid being too harsh, but sometimes I look my patience when the crapflood is drowning me. ~ 12:31, 5 June 2008 (UTC)
WOW. Hang on. I think you might have misunderstood what I said above. It was a complement. When I said "but I do think that you might be quicker to take action in cases such as handling a sophisticated cyber bully." maybe I should have said: "but I do think that you might be quicker than some of the other admins to take action in cases such as handling a sophisticated cyber bully.". Or maybe... UM... "You ban the fuckers which some of the other admins don't have the balls to." ... Why I try to be diplomatic on here I have no idea... :-) MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 13:03, Jun 5
No no, I got your meaning, it just came back to my own agenda, where sometimes I feel like I need to drop down a notch. Thanks for the compliment! :) ~ 13:53, 5 June 2008 (UTC)
I guess it's just like working in a shop or something... You have good days and bad days. Sometimes you get loads of really nice people coming in, and it's easy to be friendly with the next person when they walk in... But when you have just served 3 assholes in a row, it's difficult to treat the next customer as you should. If you really care about my view regarding admins... I think Led has set an awesome example for all to follow. I suspect there might be times when Led might perhaps be a little too forgiving which is where you and ZB come in. Anyway, I had better stop telling the admins what for or someone will ban my arse! :) MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 14:42, Jun 5
And then Led will come over and unban you :) ~ 21:38, 6 June 2008 (UTC)


Jurassic park tyranosaurus rex.jpg RAAAAWR!!
GRAAH! Gavin thanks you for voting to publish his memoirs. Just don't let any trannies read it.
Thanks for voting.

~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 12:53 Jun 5

Couple of things

I thought this picture was somehow appropriate to this conversation. –—Hv (talk)

Hi MrN! Just dropping by to say and ask sommat (making sense hopefully). First of all, just saying thanks for the VFH votes, and the UotM vote, and the idea for the guide, and the trousers, it's really appreciated (if a little undeserved IMO). Secondly, and possibly more importantly, all that joking (I hope) on IRC about rollback reminded me of something. Over the last few days, I've been experiencing more and more a rather big flaw in the rollback.js, whereby if it tries to revert to a user with a red-link for their userpage, it tries to create that users page, but blank, so it doesn't work and basically fucks up Firefox for a minute until it realises and tries again, by which time someone else has reverted and it just gives me the standard edit conflict box. This has happened to me about 30-odd times this week, which is annoying, and, since I know you use the same js, I was wondering if you'd noticed this, or whether it was just my shitty laptop. Thanks, ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 6/06 22:01

Hea Heerenveen First of all... I know you may not think it, but you do deserve the trousers... I know a few people have had a problem with the .js Dr. Skullthumper was saying the same thing when he was granted rollback. Personally, I don't really bother to use that .js myself. If I do a revert I normally look back through the history of the article to find a good version. I think a lot of people miss the minor vandalism because they either use the .js or just hit rollback if they have it. In the future if another user then sees an experienced user on the history they will go back to them, and miss the other crap which ends up staying in the article. Still, I think rollback is a useful tool, and would recommend it to be given to our users who spend a lot of time on recent changes. I guess Mhaille will grant it if he thinks it's a good idea. I dropped enough hints. Enjoy. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 22:12, Jun 6
Enough with the hints! I already have to hit back to stop myself reverting at least once a day, this'd make it worse. Plus, I don't want any drama. The undeserved comment was more at UotM than anything (and believe me, I've had many a protracted conversation with the voices in my head over that "win"). You're right about the general reverting though - my laptop's so slow I can actually check the history when it loads on the js to see if there's a better version, which is nice. Anyway, what happens, happens, and I'm off to bed. Night! ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 6/06 22:20
The difference between my UotM win and yours was that I was making a lot of noise in the forums at the time, whereas you hardly ever make a noise over there. I just nominated a few articles for VFD, whereas you are a recent change machine. You really deserved it. Had I not been so active in the forums in the month I won, I think you would probably have beaten me. Hea, I have an idea... Maybe you could use... OK! Go to bed... Night. :) MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 22:30, Jun 6
That example (you having not been active in the forums) would have probably resulted in UU winning IMO (although UU has said the exact same thing about me and his UotM). Remember I was +0 the month you won, having only been nommed on a fluke of an IRC thing from Lj. Anyways, I just got my first proper night of sleep in a week, which is nice. What could I use, anyway? ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 7/06 09:56
Now we are not rolling back to the above conversation...
You are of course correct HV. I forget my history. I apologies UU. It was a late night the night before. All I remember is that I was lucky to win mine (especially by such a margin), and that's it's far harder to be noticed by others on Uncyc if you are not active in the forums. Is that a good or bad thing? I'm not sure. In the end the good users appear to get the reignition they deserve, so I guess that's OK. I do know that one of the admins I admire the most on Uncyc is MadMax, and I don't think I have ever seen him post anything other than on his own talk page. :-) MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 10:48, Jun 7
Of course. Reverting back to that wouldn't be a good course of action.
I reckon its a good thing that the forums can help people get noticed. It encourages community discussion, and just plain community, which is something a site such as Uncyc really needs. Like you say, most people who don't pipe up get noticed eventually - though some get recognised too early, and others get recognised way too late - I remember when MadMax got opped, I think it was Mhaille who said he should have been opped a full year earlier. And I agree with him there. I don't think I've actually even seen MadMax post on his own talk page (then again, he's been inactive lately). And yes, it was a late night last night. You weren't lucky to win yours, I was (especially considering Led and Lj combined only got 5 votes). But what's past is past, anyway, and what the future is, no-one knows. Now let's sit back, and wait for the triumphant return of Cajek! ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 7/06 12:06
Which, incidentally, is less than two hours away now. Fuck me that's gone fast. This may be the first unbanning/end of ban that I've ever actually cared about, at least this much, becuase you just know he's going to come back with a ripsnorter of an article. Also, you may have noticed how bad my internet is on IRC - disconnecting every fifteen minutes, not letting me say anything etcetera etcetera. Wish I could roll it back to how it was a couple of months ago. Anyway (with no s this time!), I don't know why I'm saying this, except a) I can't wait for El Jek, and b) I'm bored with the lack of RC action. Meh. ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 7/06 20:50
Yea, IRC has been a bitch, a lot of people have been crashing out My connection has been solid all day though. I'm on ChatZilla. Have you got the latest version? MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 20:53, Jun 7
Yeah, it's my entire internet, not just IRC. Fucking Sky. But ah well, it's only a minor annoyance, unlike certain other things... ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 7/06 21:38
Well, I was trying not to make a forum about "it"... The madness from when the other guys asked for it was probably not good. I will try to have another word with one of the crats if I can next time I am in IRC. You have my full support in this matter as you know. I can't see why you should not mention it to one of them yourself also. Why not try that? Perhaps me saying it is not enough. It might need to come from you. Anyway, I'm off to bed now... Night.MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 21:48, Jun 7
I was actually implying real life stuff, which is getting frustrating right now, with that last little comment ;). Yeah Forum:Rollback rights? was a real drama-fiend, which is why once I found out about this (remember, this was your idea, not mine!) I didn't go running straight to the VD - not that I use it anyway. I haven't a clue about when Charitwo got it. Anyway, me too...Night. ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 7/06 22:23


I have nothing to say. Crystalmountain 20:31, 7 June 2008 (UTC)Crystalmountain

But it's better to burn out than to fade away. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 20:34, Jun 7
I feel like a torch in an endless sea. Crystalmountain 20:36, 7 June 2008 (UTC)Crystalmountain
I'm LONELY HERE! Crystalmountain 20:45, 7 June 2008 (UTC)Crystalmountain
Who said that? MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 20:49, Jun 7
Um..uh..Luverly did? Crystalmountain 20:57, 7 June 2008 (UTC)Crystalmountain

Word Association

First phrase: "MrN9000, the sysop." What would be your reaction?   Le Cejak <3:57, 09 Jun 2008>

MrN9000 reaction... PANTS! MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 08:54, Jun 9


In case you're wondering, I'm still alive. And, sometimes, still around.

And I dunno if it's old news or not, but congrats on your features. You're even more important than I was now! --Andorin Kato 07:15, 9 June 2008 (UTC)

Hea, if it's not me old dad turning up after long in the wilderness! Glad to see you. Though I'm not sure what "important" means, I know it was a complement, and for that I thank you. Did you know you are a grandad? I have two kids of my own now... Luvvy won NotM and Chris is writing some great stuff, and will have more features than me soon. Hope to see you around on a more regular basis Andorin. Your kind help when I first got here was very much appreciated. :) MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 08:54, Jun 9
GRAMPS?! *TACKLEHUGGLE* *twitch* still on caffeine strike. GAH! -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Brainwashed to be British and then some. Certifiably MORE British than You. Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 06:55, 16 Jun


I mean, YAY! I mean, hi! Yup I'm back, and it was sort of you who inspired me to come back, after seeing Gay being considered .5 of a point worse than before even though you massively improved it :P --~FAG! +chatline "if it ain't broke, break it" (CUN·VFH) 08:12, 10 June 2008 (UTC)

Drive by: Hi Fag! Good to see you about, hope you stick about for a while. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 08:21, Jun 10
'Nother drive by, but this one doesn't deserve bold text. Anyway, this is growing. Care to contribute to it again, but properly? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 11:49, Jun 10
Hea Fag! Yea, I was not sure about Gay and the review it got. I was thinking of giving up on that page for a while, it's taken loads of effort, and I just think it might be one of those pages which is "really hard" (hehe) to feature. I can hardly complain, that's why I started working on it to begin with. If you have any ideas, edit the living hell out of it! MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 08:02, Jun 11

UnSignpost: June 12th, 2008

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 16:59, 12 June 2008 (UTC)

Thanks but no thanks...

Thanks for the advice, dude. Know you mean well but I signed up 20 minutes ago and already the snitpicking is worse than Wikipedia. I'm outta here. - ChickieNobs666

DUDE! NOOOO! Hea, there are a few assholes on here, but "WORSE THAN WIKIPEDIA???" Come on be reasonable! What are you working on? I will have a look at it, and see if there is anything I can do to improve it. Seriously. We are not that bad HONEST! MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 19:02, Jun 13

I try

But the neighbours have grown these massive 40ft conifers that makes it rather difficult ;). That's the real fun part about RC-watching in my opinion - it's not rolling back the vandals (grrwhydidyouhavetomentionthatonVFSgrr), it's those inane little edits that no-one ever actually realises happen. Odd, but meh. Now, where did I put those hedge trimmers... ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 13/06 21:07

Well, I would lend you my hedge trimmers, but I think I broke the blades on them last time. (andImentionedthatcosI'mjustthekindaguywhodoesnotcareaboutkickingupafusssometimesifit'stherightthingtodointermsofUncyc) Looks like Modus has VFS in the bag. About time if you ask me. I'm guessing but I suspect the hardest thing about being an admin is deciding when to keep or not when an ICU expires. Modus' eye for good articles will surely help with that. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 21:15, Jun 13
Dammit, stupid neighbours always one-upping me! (truetrueIsortaalreadyknewthatbecauseofthatVweekforumawhileagobutnoone'sgonnalookatmynomanywaysoitwon'tmatter). Yeah, 'tis about time for Modus, I think we can all agree on that (and hey, it means I don't have to bother voting!). Two things have caught me by surprise, from what I had predicted - OEJ's amount of votes, and UU's declining. Everything else was fairly predictable (Bloody hell, it's the thirteenth and I'm already talking about VFS in the past tense)... ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 13/06 21:33
If you were any further under the Uncyc radar you would be a coal miner HV. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 21:52, Jun 13
That's probably true, and going back to family history, very fitting. /me tries to think of something witty to say, before realising he is way too tired. ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 13/06 21:55

Bernard Mcma..whatever

Please advise the author to place article into Pee Review. As it stands, it isnt particularly funny, and would be good to have the author receive some pointers on how to make it better. PS, if youre going to remove one of my ICU tags, please drop me a message in my talk page. Thanks --Nytrospawn 00:04, 14 June 2008 (UTC)

Hea no problem. I removed the ICU as you had not added it correctly. Had you done so, I would definitely not have removed it. As you have requested that I contact you if this happens in the future, I will. You might have noticed that there was a "note to tagger" message left on the ICU after you had put it there. That's basically an error message. There are a number of parameters which can be given to the ICU which tell the user in question what kind of thing they need to do to fix it. If you look at Template:ICU you can see what's available. I think you might have wanted to use {{ICU|~~~~~|fix=Insert extra comment here|sub=notfunny}} the notfunny generates an ICU which recommends they ask for a pee review. Sorry for this mix up, I guess a few things have changed since you were last active. In the particular instance of this article, and to save the author from getting total confused about what is going on, I will leave a message on the articles talk page recommending Pee Review. Cheers. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 00:27, Jun 14

Thank you MrN9000


Thank you! for your support. May your socks stay forever dry!

Mightydandylion Icons-flag-us.png (talk) Fk 21:03, 14 June 2008 (UTC)

Hea, you really deserved it. Was dam close the month before also. Your reviewing is an inspiration to us all. By inspiration I mean, I should really get off my arse and review something myself! If ever you would like me to review something you have written, just drop me a line here. :-) MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 21:13, Jun 14
Ah! You're too kind! I'll take up that offer someday soon I hope. (Writing a funny article really is difficult) Once again, thanks! Mightydandylion Icons-flag-us.png (talk) Fk 21:44, 14 June 2008 (UTC)


My bad. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 02:00, 15 June 2008 (UTC)

Hey again. Really sorry to have been a pain in the arse the other day; I was coming down with a fever and shouldn't have been doing anything other than lying in bed and groaning.
Also, thank you for your kind words on goldfish; I hadn't really been thinking about getting it featured, but on your recommendation I'll try to spruce it up a little and see what happens. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 12:03, 17 June 2008 (UTC)
Not a problem. Actually I did not think you were being a pain at all.  :-) As you know, often a lot is lost in the translation through the internet, and I did not think for a second you were being difficult. Hope you enjoy working on your new articles... MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 13:20, Jun 17

Already seen it

Could be a handy idea, although I can't see myself using it personally, I'm sure others will like it. And thanks for the personal edit summary there. ;-) --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 14:24, Jun 16

Slovenia .

Nice ICU. Just so you know, there was no joke there, it was just a straight en.wp copy and paste. Also, I really need to start going on a different talk page, I've been on this one way too much! ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 16/06 20:31

Thanks, Pants Guy

Thank you for the welcome. You look marvelous! Nine to Five 18:03, 17 June 2008 (UTC)