User:Mr C. Norris/templates

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Cnorris.png WARNING:This user knows Chuck Norris and therefore must be either Mr. T, Chuck Norris, Oscar Wilde or dead. Proceed with caution!!!

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Chuck Norris's cat

“I pity the fool who puts Chuck Norris and Mr. T. in the same article.”

“The only thing worse than having Chuck Norris and Mr. T. in the same article is having Chuck Norris, Mr. T, and Oscar Wilde in the same article.”

“Chuck Norris is not afraid of being hit by a .600 Nitro Express round. The .600 Nitro Express round is afraid of being hit by Chuck Norris”

~ Jeffery Firearms

“ In soviet russia, chuck get roundhouse kicked by YOU!!!!”

~ Russia reversal on chuck norris

Things relating to our hero Chuck Norris. He demanded his own category, threatening to roundhouse kick us. This page was duly created, and he kicked us anyway. We should have seen it coming...