User:Mr Gridenko

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A Mr Gridenko impersonator with in-built top hat. The top of the hat consists of a trapdoor which lets out unwanted White Rabbits when needed.

Mr Gridenko is a renknowned author, philosopher, naturalist, naturist, neutralist and scientist. Some of his contributions include:


A wall blocks the adventurers path.

Overall Mr Gridenko is a fantastic man, and a fantastic woman as well. He's the ultimate human being but also the worst human being... dam he's good.

Certificate of Respiration
is hereby granted to:
Mr Gridenko
for his/her ability to breathe.
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