User:Muzak

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“If I had one dollar for every brain you didn't have, I would have one dollar.”

~ Squidward on You

Howdy, I'm Muzak. I'm mostly a reader, though I have some UnNews in the works.

I'm here for the Overly British Humour, AAAAAAAAAAA, Russian Reversal, and this picture below.

Oh, and all of the userboxes are true, save the lemming one.

Yep. This is it.

Members of my posse: User:Muzak/Posse

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en-N This user is a native speaker of English.	us-N This user is a native speaker of American English.	This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.
bu-N This user is a native speaker of Bullet and can fire high-caliber rounds in full-automatic mode.	[[Random Humour rh-N]] This user is a native speaker of Random Humour .	[[those African clicky noises ac-P]] This f****r speaks those African clicky noises heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
AA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!!	usb This user likes to use userboxes.	Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW!
ao-G This user does not speak AOLer and furthermore believes AOLer to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of AOLer.	tx-G This user does not speak Texan and furthermore believes Texan to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Texan.	[[Simple English se-G]] This user does not speak Simple English and furthermore believes Simple English to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Simple English .
This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.	This user is invisible, <insert name here> sees You but you don't see him/her. Tee hee!!	This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.
This user is a conspirator in the Grand Conspiracy.	This user is invisible, <insert name here> sees You but you don't see him/her. Tee hee!!	This user is a lemming, or at least thinks so.
This user hates you and everyone you care about.	ego This user is a deluded egomaniac.	This user has been blocked {{{1}}} times.
[[Igpay Atinlay il-4]] This user speaks Igpay Atinlay at a near-native level.	uk-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Correct English.	du-G This user does not speak Dumbass and furthermore believes Dumbass to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Dumbass.
fh-G This user does not speak Fuckhead and furthermore believes Fuckhead to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Fuckhead.	中共 This user supports the Communist Party of China, but only because because it's our last chance for global communist domination.	usb This user likes to use userboxes.
Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page.	This user is not and has never been Napoleon.	This user is cooler than you.
File:Merc.jpg This user is a Mercenary and chooses their own wars to fight in.	אױ א שײנעם ברכת דער אוזערניִק איִז אַ מכשוגאַנאַה שלמיעל אונ א ‫פֿאַרשטוקענאַ פּוץ. (Der usernik iz a meshugganah shlemiel un a farshtukenah putz.)	typo-2 This usre si able to contriubte wuth a n inermideate level fo Tpyo
1px;margin:1px;width:238px;background: #FBD0FF " style="width:45px;height:45px;background:#D577E8 text-align center;font-size:14pt;" | mor-A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.	This user plays guitar because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.	gb-X This user only speaks Gibberish enough to seduce native Gibberish speakers.
This user is http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/5a/Jewish_link.GIF/50px-Jewish_link.GIF, and probably controls Uncyclopedia in some remote way.	ow-4 This user had once seen Oscar Wilde in a crowd from a distance and knows all his works and quotes by heart.	.sdrawkcab si resu sihT !degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN

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Member of the Order of Uncyclopedia This person has successfully registered on Uncyclopedia. They should be proud of themselves for making such a smart move.

This userer is kool becasue of their shmarts. They comepleted Polystyrene Man's usrepage challenge on Uncyclopedia. thefiore I's is is gtheereofeore M'kool beudcause tehy got gjthot is it.

--Muzak 01:05, 1 December 2006 (UTC)