User:Muzak

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“If I had one dollar for every brain you didn't have, I would have one dollar.”

~ Squidward on You

Howdy, I'm Muzak. I'm mostly a reader, though I have some UnNews in the works.

I'm here for the Overly British Humour, AAAAAAAAAAA, Russian Reversal, and this picture below.

Oh, and all of the userboxes are true, save the lemming one.

Yep. This is it.

Members of my posse: User:Muzak/Posse

Userboxes:

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en-N This user is a native speaker of English.
us-N This user is a native speaker of American English.
FA-22 Raptor.jpg This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.
bu-N This user is a native speaker of Bullet and can fire high-caliber rounds in full-automatic mode.
rh-N This user is a native speaker of Random Humour.
ac-P This f****r speaks those African clicky noises heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
AA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!!
usb This user likes to use userboxes.

Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW!
ao-G This user does not speak AOLer and furthermore believes AOLer to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of AOLer.
tx-G This user does not speak Texan and furthermore believes Texan to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Texan.
se-G This user does not speak Simple English and furthermore believes Simple English to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Simple English.
Firefox Logo.png This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

OBN.png This user is invisible, <insert name here> sees You but you don't see him/her. Tee hee!!

Gefahrensymbol F.png This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.
3dspork.png This user is a conspirator in the Grand Conspiracy.
OBN.png This user is invisible, <insert name here> sees You but you don't see him/her. Tee hee!!

Lemming.jpg This user is a lemming, or at least thinks so.
Nuvola apps important.png This user hates you and everyone you care about.
ego This user is a deluded egomaniac.
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il-4 This user speaks Igpay Atinlay at a near-native level.
uk-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Correct English.
du-G This user does not speak Dumbass and furthermore believes Dumbass to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Dumbass.
fh-G This user does not speak Fuckhead and furthermore believes Fuckhead to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Fuckhead.
中共 This user supports the Communist Party of China, but only because because it's our last chance for global communist domination.
usb This user likes to use userboxes.

Keys.jpg The Flying Spaghetti Monster and Alicia Keys love this user, and He has blessed this page.
Napoleon4.jpg This user is not and has never been Napoleon.
Canadian snowman.jpg This user is cooler than you.
File:Merc.jpg This user is a Mercenary and chooses their own wars to fight in.
אױ אַ שײנעם ברכת דער אוזערניק איז אַ מעשוגענאער שלעמיל און אַ ‫פֿאַרשטוקענע פּוץ. (Der usernik iz a meshugganah shlemiel un a farshtukenah putz.)
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This usre si able to contriubte wuth a n inermideate level fo Tpyo
mor-A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
Guitar-22px.jpg This user plays guitar because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.
gb-X This user only speaks Gibberish enough to seduce native Gibberish speakers.
Starofdavid.png This user is http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/5a/Jewish_link.GIF/50px-Jewish_link.GIF, and probably controls Uncyclopedia in some remote way.


.sdrawkcab si resu sihT

!degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN
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--Muzak 01:05, 1 December 2006 (UTC)