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“He copied my originality by being me.”
~ Me on Originality
“This guy edits things.”
~ Captain Obvious on Narutowiki5808
“I've had it with this motherf***ing Narutowiki5808 on this motherf***ing article. (Edited for the kids)”
~ Samuel L. Jackson on Narutowiki5808
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my anti-drug.
Did you know...
Your name is <insert name here>
Well, I grew up in Baltimore. In my first few years, it was hard. The weasels who lived across the street threw ice cream at me every day. Once I almost drowned. When I was three, my life changed when I met Borat. He taught me about Kazakhstan and everybody who every lived there. Then, when I won a contest to meet Ozzy Osbourne when I was four, he bit the heads off of the evil weasels. It taught me how to stand up for myself...biting their heads off! I then attended school for however long you should. Well, when I was in college one day I drank too much and found Uncyclopedia. My life changed forever. Well, until I actually used Uncyclopedia. That brings me here. Did I mention the drive-thru?
[edit] What to Say About Other Users
Here is where I will show my enemies, kudos, and other acknowledgments:
[edit] People I Owe
[edit] Articles
- User:Narutowiki5808: Are you an idiot?
- Jerks: A mathematical format.
[edit] Deathmatches I Will Do
This article was moved for your safety as viewing of it can cause diarrhea and extreme cases of kitten huffing.
These are my userboxes of course, and if this is seen anywhere but User:Narutowiki5808 (my friend) or User:Deathhero51 let me know.
[edit] Acknowledgments
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