| Fighter | Number of Deathmatches | Won | Lost | Other Notes
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| Chuck Norris | ? | ? | 0 | Go check yourself, ass.
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| Oscar Wilde | 6 | 6 | 0 | He has won against The Man, Gene Wilder, Bill Murray, Noel Coward, Anti-Wilde (twice).
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| Steven Colbert | 5 | 4 | 1 | He won against Jon Stewart (While pretending to be Stephen Colbert), Axl Rose, Freddy Krueger, and The Bear, but lost against Dick Cheney.
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| Carlos Mencia | 4 | 3 | 1 | He won against Jay Leno, Joe Rogan and Dave Chappelle, and Charlie Murphy, but lost in the Comedy fight episode.
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| Strong Bad | 3 | 3 | 0 | He has won against Strong Sad and Strong Mad (Same fight), Homestar Runner and 1-Up (Same fight), and Bam Margera and Gene Simmons (When not even a contestant).
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| Mario | 3 | 3 | 0 | He has won against Luigi, Sonic, and Bowser.
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| Homer Simpson | 3 | 2 | 1 | He has won against Peter Griffin, and Bruce Lee, but lost against Meg Griffin.
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| Mike Myers | 3 | 1 | 2 | He won against Metallica, but lost against Will Ferrell and Chuck Norris
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| Eric Cartman | 2 | 2 | 0 | He won against Terrance and Phillip and Fidel Castro.
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| "Weird Al" Yankovic | 2 | 2 | 0 | He won against Billie Joe Armstrong and Prince (When not a part of the fight).
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| Adam Savage | 2 | 2 | 0 | He won against Jamie Hyneman and Clay Aiken.
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| Hindleyite | 2 | 2 | 0 | He won against Mhaille, and DWIII and Codeine.
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| Ozzy Osbourne | 3 | 3 | 0 | He won against A Ghost and Nintendo DS and Orlando Bloom.
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| Slash | 2 | 2 | 0 | He won against Axl Rose and Freddy Krueger.
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| Elliott Sadler | 2 | 2 | 0 | He won against Jeff Gordon and Kurt Busch.
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| Fidel Castro | 2 | 1 | 1 | He won against Osama bin Laden and Kim Jong-il but lost against Eric Cartman.
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| Charlotte Church | 2 | 1 | 1 | She won against Aled Jones, but lost against Oscar Wilde.
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| George Dubya Bush | 2 | 1 | 1 | He won against George W. Bush but lost against Adolf Hitler.
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| Blue Collar Stars | 2 | 1 | 1 | They won against Lewis Black, but lost against each other.
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| The Wikipedia Monster | 2 | 1 | 1 | He won against Medusa but lost against Chuck Norris.
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| Moses | 2 | 1 | 1 | He won against Jesus and Evil Jesus but lost against Chuck Norris.
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| Jamie Hyneman | 2 | 1 | 1 | He won against Clay Aiken but lost against Adam Savage.
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| Tom Cruise | 2 | 1 | 1 | He won against Lindsay Lohan but lost against Katie Holmes.
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| Mel Gibson | 2 | 0 | 2 | He lost against Samuel L. Jackson and Charles Darwin.
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| Clay Aiken | 2 | 0 | 2 | He lost against The Mythbusters and The Bosnian Warrior Knights.
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| Ironman | 2 | 0 | 2 | He lost against Chuck Norris and Gene Simmons.
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