User:Nateland/HowTo:Ubersex

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“Holy shit the Convent Mother got mad.”

~ A nun on Lesbian Ubersex

“Goddamit FASTER BABY FASTER KILL DAT VIRGINITY!!!”

~ Random 16 year old couple having sex

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HowTo: Ubersex

What you need. 1 fertile super aroused male (you), 3 ultra horny stiff cunted, stiff titted women. For safe sex: Condom and like birth pills galore lols. (5 bags minimum :-)

1st. Have the girls tie you down spread eagled. Totally naked, them too. 2nd, 1st girl stiffens you. Then begins to insert your penis into her vagina, intercource. 3rd. 2nd girl 'sits' on you and makes you suck her cunt. 4th. 3rd and 4th girls lift up their 'skirts' and have you use your unbound fingers to finger-fuck them to orgasm. 5th. Cuddle or w/e u normally do after sex.

This is a 'VISUAL AIDE' in case you have no chance of ever getting REAL SEX. I.E. Ubersex