“Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up.”
|It is evident that this page was written by and is controlled by the Priests of Syrinx. Unfortunately, this makes it disgustingly bias-filled and is absolutely pointless if you don't live in 2112 A.D. or B.C.|
The Real Sir Reverend Dr. Nathan H. Tenenbaum Esquire XIV, Fourth Ayatollah of Arizonah and Owner of the Twenty Third Longest Name
If you're going to just type experimental stuff here, at least be quiet about it. I can't sleep now because of you!
Fish are often eaten by predators such as Kittens and Redlinkcritters. It is evident that I am afriad of Ten Speed Bicycles. I assure that you that it is no myth that they are evil.
Ten Speed Bicycles
Not a Ten Speed Bicycle... Oh Well.
These have caused my Level Two Wizard in Dungeons and/or Dragons to die 5 times now. I'm almost conviced that there is no way to kill one. Ive tried everything I can think of. I tried driving a stake trough its heart, but since ten speeds are evil, they have no heart. Oh well, Guess I'll never get to taste that delicious inner tube.
An Attempt at a List
I encourage intelligent debate however please bear in mind the following before engaging in an argument with me.
- We are the Priests of the Temples of Syrinx
- Our great computers fill the hallowed halls
- We are the Priests, of the Temples of Syrinx
- All the gifts of life are held within our walls
Hello everyone. My name is not Nathan H. That is just a humorous Pseudonym for my real name. Well, I don't want to tell you my real name because of all of the rapists on the internet. For all I know, you are a pedophile - and for all you know, I'm a 13 year old girl. Anywho... I was born on a cold dark night, in a cold dark hospital in a cold dark province called Arizonah, where it is constantly hot and bright. (Despite being cold and dark.) I came to this website because I think I'm funny, however I haven't edited anything yet because I'm currently training and earning Crazy XP! Woot! "the Oldies know it...The n00bs will be glad to know it."
Intent? I don't know how to do that.
Autobiography I: 1. Overture
This is an epic way to write a user Page and probably the best. It makes me think of Lord of the Rings or VERY long songs about awesome stuff.
(Badass Guitar Solo)
Autobiography I: 2. Childhood
Believe it or not, I used to be a child. Like all children I was stupid. Therefore I wish I could skip this section. Unfortunatly That would be lying. So I will describe my early childhood in its entirety.
Autobiography II: Temples of Syrinx
Thats enough of this Syrinx business.
Autobiography III: High school
Thank God that early childhood business is over with. Now onto my high school expirience. I went to a school that must remain nameless and had several teachers that must remain nameless. I had a few Friends and did stuff WOOT!.
Autobiography IV: I'm taking a break
Sigh... I'm hungry. I'm gonna get Lunch.