User:Nathan H

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“Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up.”

~ Hans Christian Andersen
Redstar1.pngIt is evident that this page was written by and is controlled by the Priests of Syrinx. Unfortunately, this makes it disgustingly bias-filled and is absolutely pointless if you don't live in 2112 A.D. or B.C.
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If you're going to just type experimental stuff here, at least be quiet about it. I can't sleep now because of you!


Fish are often eaten by predators such as Kittens and Redlinkcritters. It is evident that I am afriad of Ten Speed Bicycles. I assure that you that it is no myth that they are evil.

Ten Speed Bicycles[edit]

Not a Ten Speed Bicycle... Oh Well.

These have caused my Level Two Wizard in Dungeons and/or Dragons to die 5 times now. I'm almost conviced that there is no way to kill one. Ive tried everything I can think of. I tried driving a stake trough its heart, but since ten speeds are evil, they have no heart. Oh well, Guess I'll never get to taste that delicious inner tube.

An Attempt at a List[edit]

I encourage intelligent debate however please bear in mind the following before engaging in an argument with me.

  • We are the Priests of the Temples of Syrinx
  • Our great computers fill the hallowed halls
  • We are the Priests, of the Temples of Syrinx
  • All the gifts of life are held within our walls

Article Segment[edit]

Hello everyone. My name is not Nathan H. That is just a humorous Pseudonym for my real name. Well, I don't want to tell you my real name because of all of the rapists on the internet. For all I know, you are a pedophile - and for all you know, I'm a 13 year old girl. Anywho... I was born on a cold dark night, in a cold dark hospital in a cold dark province called Arizonah, where it is constantly hot and bright. (Despite being cold and dark.) I came to this website because I think I'm funny, however I haven't edited anything yet because I'm currently training and earning Crazy XP! Woot! "the Oldies know it...The n00bs will be glad to know it."

Intent? I don't know how to do that.

Autobiography I: 1. Overture[edit]

This is an epic way to write a user Page and probably the best. It makes me think of Lord of the Rings or VERY long songs about awesome stuff. (Badass Guitar Solo)

Autobiography I: 2. Childhood[edit]

Believe it or not, I used to be a child. Like all children I was stupid. Therefore I wish I could skip this section. Unfortunatly That would be lying. So I will describe my early childhood in its entirety.

Autobiography II: Temples of Syrinx[edit]

Thats enough of this Syrinx business.

Autobiography III: High school[edit]

Thank God that early childhood business is over with. Now onto my high school expirience. I went to a school that must remain nameless and had several teachers that must remain nameless. I had a few Friends and did stuff WOOT!.

Autobiography IV: I'm taking a break[edit]

Sigh... I'm hungry. I'm gonna get Lunch.