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This user is American ...and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

$$$ This user is a libertarian, so he or she thinks you would have been better off aborted, hippie!

This user is a pocket-sized megalomaniacal melanoma that likes to ruffle while demoralizing foreign ectoplasms pass his beach ball.

For those obsessed with the so-called experts, Naughtyned also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.

This user celebrates the recent unbanning of ∩int∑ndorul∑z. Now that he is longer banned, let us hope he will come home.

This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user is a common mediocre cheval-de-frise that likes to extrude while mediocre bulbous Mitsubishis vomit his Democrat.

♂ This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

This user is part of the Family... You've been warned....

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gb-N This user is a native speaker of Gibberish.

us-P This f****r speaks American English heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

en-4 This user speaks English at a near-native level.

Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Ruff! Ruff Ruff! Arf! Arf!

uk-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Correct English.

ca-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Canajan, eh?.

tx-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Texan.

[[Español es-F]] This user got an F in Español and likes their native language better (if they have one).

Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW!

[[MediaWiki MW-2]] This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of MediaWiki .

ht-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of HTML.

This user joined the Folding@home Team, because he/she has nothing better to do with his/her computer.

20,000 This user has contributed 20,000 pints points to the Uncyclopedia Folding@home Team.

Some of my other crap

WELCOME TO MY NIGHTMARE!!!

"That boy ain't right!"

~ Hank Hill on Naughtyned

I am a racing greyhound:

Contents 1 My Contributions 1.1 Templates I've Added 1.2 Categories I've Added 1.3 Articles I've Started 1.4 Articles I've Made Major Contributions To 1.5 Undictionary Entries I've Started 1.6 Undictionary Entries I've Edited 1.7 Lost Classics 1.8 Not Ready for Prime Time 1.9 Articles I've Made Minor Contributions To 1.10 Images I've Edited 1.11 Images I've Submitted Without Editing (other than cropping) 1.12 Images I Made All By Myself! YAAAAAAAAY! 1.13 Other Uploaded Files 2 Awards 3 Wiki NECROPHILIA Vandalism

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[edit] Awards

Todd Lyons has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Awarded 12/16/05 ~ For your stellar contributions to Uncyclopedia:Folding@home.

Wild Weasel has awarded you the highly non-coveted Weasel's Award of Superior Achievement Barring Indictment Go forth and do great things! (just don't get indicted)

Ned, this is for both of your "woof woof woof" dog pictures. I don't know why they make me laugh every time I see them, but they do. Thanks. — 2nd Lt. Sir David, the Weasel of Wild KUN VFH FP Fire! 17:52, 11 March 2006 (UTC)

ORDER OF LYONS ~ 2nd CLASS For demonstration of conduct most becoming an Uncyclopedian ~ virtue, mercy, courage, valour, fairness, protection of the weak and the poor, or some reasonable fascimile thereof, you are hereby instated to the Order of Lyons, with all the rights and privileges pertaining thereto, should any ever exist.

MadMax 17:34, 30 July 2009 (UTC)

Member of the Order of Uncyclopedia This person has successfully registered on Uncyclopedia. They should be proud of themselves for making such a smart move.

[edit] Wiki NECROPHILIA Vandalism

Wiki JERK OFF vandalism is POO POO BLOWJOB generally JAP defined as COCKGOBLIN editing a(n) RANDY TRAVIS wiki in a(n) YOU WANKER way that is CUNT intentionally ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA disruptive or DICKHEAD destructive. There are MOTHERFUCKER four ASS generally PIECE OF SHIT acknowledged DICKFACE types of YOU WANKER vandalism: DILDO deletion of ASSFACE legitimate ASSHOLE information, WINDOWS VISTA insertion of SAND NIGGER nonsense or IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD irrelevant KNOBJOCKEY content, FUCKING addition of CHOAD KISSER unwanted FRIG commercial links (JACKASS spam), and TRANNY policy FELCHMONKEY violations specific to that ASS wiki.

EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA * WANK * DICKHEAD * CUNT * GOD DAMMIT * SUCK COCKS IN HELL! * BITCH * JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE * CHUCK NORRIS * SHITTY * PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM * TAFFY * RAT'S ASS * FUCKHEAD * ASSFACE